cantdance
cantdance
the sun will shine again
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artist, podcaster, cosplayer, comic book nerd. check my kofi for comms and xstitch patterns! https://ko-fi.com/cantdave
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cantdance · 8 hours ago
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DIE
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cantdance · 11 hours ago
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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch
Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!
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cantdance · 11 hours ago
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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cantdance · 11 hours ago
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cantdance · 11 hours ago
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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cantdance · 1 day ago
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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.
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cantdance · 1 day ago
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chronic fatigue will have u thinking things like i miss washing and chopping vegetables
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cantdance · 1 day ago
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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bozo thought HE was handsome...
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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Both versions of the border are up!
Free to use with no credit needed 🫡
(My AF: SillySeared)
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.
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cantdance · 2 days ago
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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable
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