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my tasers fucking dead. there goes my night 🙄

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literally forever thinking about morrissey "we're both bisexual. real hip, huh? i hate sex"

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when im not laughing and having fun i'm being tortured and tormented and psychically attacked. that's what it's like being a dark jester

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cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

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can you watch me while i smoke

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My Haunted Amulet is asking for Inappropriate pictures

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it's me The devil from the Bible

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I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

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gyuys did you know you can talk to your friends to achieve fulfillment. i just found this out yesterday i wont be attempting it of course but its cool to know

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curled and at the brink of metamorphosis

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nobody ask me what happened the night of thursday june 19 2025

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i love silly freaky industrial music so fucking much

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Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

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thinking i migt fuck around and hold a 1 person cult ritual tonight