when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
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anyone who says Australian boys are perfect has probably never met an Australian boy irl
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Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.
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I am so tired of being me.
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me @ me: stop fucking things up for yourself
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who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.
'Greater than' by Della Hicks-Wilson (via jeezytaughtmee)
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Reblog if you're a cuddler.
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I am just a fuck up of epic proportions. Everything I touch turns to shit.
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