capableyetlost

[capableyetlost]

Hello Serendipitous Employer! How may ENA Serve You Today?

Hello! I am ENA, or a variation of the Analogy Anomaly, if we wanted to be specific. We are seperate from her entity all the same! Legally distinct copies of us may, or may not, be found near the BATHROOM, or Big Boss.

Our company motto, you ask? Well! It's "Lost Yet Capable!"... Or was it the other way around. Ah! Who cares my amphibious troglodyte! We're all friends here pas un seul pareil! If you need help, find my Coworker, Coral Head for any distinct question that I, or any other ENA, cannot require themselves to answer! In a constant state of mind-blowing contrast, I strive to build a unique workplace dedicated to those of lost items or lost pieces of themselves!

L-lost? I- I don't wanna be lost anymore... It's scary not having a place where we can belong... I- I want to g-!

Haha! You can trust us to keep your secrets safe! We promise to get everything back to you A. S. A. P. !! Thank you, For Hiring Me! Your contributions are highly appreciated!

Coral Head, please take your business and dedicate them to the proper rules to follow!

Got it. *Sigh.* Right this way, oh grateful customer.

RULES. There's not that many, but here you go anyways:

(ooc: Same as my other blogs, @ghostkingdiangelo429, @jacksoneblackburn)

DNI IF...: You have frequent NSFW posts at all, racism, homophobia, zionism, fascism, NSFW based proshipping, transphobic, etc.

I'm fine with inter/intrafandom (in or between fandoms) rp, as longs as they follow my other rules :)

Please no explicit rp ask

Any OC interactions are COOL. AND ENCOURAGED!!

Please do not ask for donations. I will not post them upon my blog unless I know you personally, or I have known you for a long time. I am sorry for this.

Any person who fails to follow my five simple rules a will be blocked! No exceptions!

Yeah that's it. Have fun dealing with ENA, weirdo.

Tags, ig:

#CapabilityIsWonderful - Capable answers

#WhereTFAmI?... - Lost Answers

#WhatNow? - Coral Answers

#TwoIsBetterThanNone! - Lost and Capable answers

#ThreeIsTooMuchThough... - Lost, Capable, and Coral Answers

No tags/other - OOC posts, not lore important either