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So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

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Mom and dad you can finally be proud of me. #clawmachines #fourtimesinarow

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Alternative mimosa and eggs Benedict #breakfast #mimosas #gin

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Happy puppy #husky #puppy #dog #mybaby

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Happy Valentine's Day from my best friend and I #puppy #valentines #husky #love

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A boomerang is just a frisbee for lonely people

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who am I supposed to invite to my wedding when i have like three friends and dislike most of my family?

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shit memory who dis

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IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

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Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. weiner dog dragon ohhohoohh man

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