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Cunk on Life (Charlie Brooker & Al Campbell, 2025)

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Cunk on Life (Charlie Brooker & Al Campbell, 2025)

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Doctor Who 5x10 - Vincent and the Doctor Cunk on Life (2025)

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Manmade horrors beyond my comprehension better be fucking AI chat bots because I cannot be fucked with more nuclear weapons

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Oh my fucking god

I'm fairly certain that historically we're still in the prelude section of the world war 3 Wikipedia page

I think we're at the same part where like Franz Ferdinand was ticked that his parade got fucked up but still said fuck it, we ball, and decided to go to the next photo op with his dirty little gutter gal like a hot minute and a half before he got shot

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I'm fairly certain that historically we're still in the prelude section of the world war 3 Wikipedia page

I think we're at the same part where like Franz Ferdinand was ticked that his parade got fucked up but still said fuck it, we ball, and decided to go to the next photo op with his dirty little gutter gal like a hot minute and a half before he got shot

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hi uh i keep seeing this being debated on tiktok and as your resident adult with a history of infertility who knows just.. way too much about pregnancy and hcg tests: if you are capable of getting pregnant, you really REALLY need to understand how drugstore pregnancy tests work. if there is a line, no matter how faint, that test is POSITIVE. I’ve seen people test positive and get a negative or start their period a few days later and be like “it must have been a false positive”. actual false positives are extremely rare. what most likely happened is something called a ‘chemical pregnancy’ which is when an egg is fertilized but does not implant in the uterus so the pregnancy does not continue. that positive test was not faulty or false, it was just an early test.

if you think you might be pregnant, get your hands on a test. you don’t need the fancy digital ones. the ones you can buy at places like the dollar tree work just as well. buy a few and take one every day until your period comes on if you need to. if there is a FAINT line you aren’t sure about (sometimes tests have something called an indent that makes a shadow that can be mistaken as a very very faint line), test again the next day. as a general rule, morning is the best time to test for most people.

in a post-roe america, is it vitally necessary that you know and understand that because if you intend to terminate, your window is incredibly small in most states and by the time you’ve missed a period or begun to suspect you might be pregnant, there’s a decent chance you are past the cutoff. please please please educate yourselves on this because it could mean the difference between you having access to the healthcare that you need.

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the phrase "editing a book" can truly mean a million different things but for me there is editing (desk) and editing (couch) and those are the only distinctions that matter

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse

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*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

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I genuinely felt a little depressed today and then I heard those words, Dr. Grok and trump phone

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Everyone pray Minnesota gets like a third certified Tesla mechanic, he's decided it's time for him to replace his Ford f whatever and I need this for him

I need this

So very bad

For him

My brother's Republican father just explained to me that he's glad Trump phone is coming out since he doesn't want to support Apple anymore after their CEO was rude to trump, and he can't get a cybertruck because unfortunately there's only two mechanics in the whole state who are certified to work on them

Like

I'm sorry, Trump phone?

"you can speak to a computer doctor on them, a dr.grok"

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real