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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

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Please

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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if being gay was still in the DSM you people would argue about how you have to be diagnosed with gay or else you're fakeclaiming

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Please please please tag posts about hidden cameras, government surveillance, etc even if they're jokes! Some of us! Are crazy! And our brains do not see those posts as jokes!

"Paranoia inducing", "delusion inducing", or "unreality" are good tag options! Please! It takes three seconds and does not ruin the joke!

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HAPPY FIRST EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

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Feature ideas I have to make tumblr worse

Unfollow notifications. When someone unfollows you, you receive a notification about it. The notification includes the last post of yours that the unfollower saw so you know what the final straw was.

If the unfollower was a mutual then this notification comes with stats about how long you were mutuals and a list of comutuals who have to pick sides in the divorce. The comutuals receive this notification too

Ability to edit other people's replies.

Ability to edit other people's blog themes.

The ability to gift debuffs like those cooking competition shows. Pay $15 to make someone you hate only be allowed to post 20 times a day. Pay $30 and they can only make posts out of the set of pre-approved family-friendly message options like the Webkinz chatroom.

De-blaze. Halt someone else's post right in its tracks by removing all impressions. The more a post is circulating the more expensive this is.

30 Day Trial Follows. When you follow someone you can't unfollow them for at least 30 days because c'mon, don't you wanna at least give them a chance?

Obligatory "Tumblr houses". You have to act really really excited for the yearly sportsball tournament or risk being shadowbanned. Your blog is forcibly themed after your Tumblr house.

Obligatory name, face, and address when you sign up. This isn't for verification or anything this is explicitly for doxxing. Hopefully you'll think twice about posting your rancid My Little Pony take now that you know the whole fandom can be at your doorstep in an hour.

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this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

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This isn't related to anything I've been posting about this is just something I've had on my mind for a while and feel it should be said; making fun of men for being short, balding, having small penises etc is not the "feminist own" many of you think it is. All you are doing is enforcing the same patriarchal gender roles and standards of masculinity you think you're so opposed to. I get that it can feel cathartic to turn the tables and 'stick it to the man' for once but please, I implore you to not do this and think of the bigger picture. Think of what you are actually saying

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psychosocial fix .

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why do people hate subtitles. I kinda need those chat

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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"