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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

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I forgot i had a tumblr. What do i even post here bruh 💔

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new cartoon crush unlocked!

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yippee yippee

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the sims is an endless source of comedy. my sim went on a first date with a guy, and it went so well he asked to move in after knowing her for two hours. he is added to my household. I discover that his personality traits are good (the opposite of evil), neat (likes to clean) and, for some reason, lactose intolerant. his goal in life is to be an ethical vampire, in spite of not being a vampire.

I have the sims fuck in a closet at the date venue to celebrate. a man I’ve never seen before dances inexpertly 5 feet away from them the whole time. my new vampire fetishist receives a emotion marker entitled “xenophile”, which is how I find out he knows my original sim is a secret alien.

we return to my home, where he immediately sets the stove on fire trying to make food. a fire fighter appears after the sims have already put the fire out, and then texts us hours later in the dead of night to comment on what good chemistry my sim has with her new boyfriend, whose personality is 33% an inability to eat cheese.

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Sackboy!

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Ms paint is so back

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Two more Wukongs from twt

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WAHOO!!!

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Never kill yourself.

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watchmojo top 10 animated bands

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it's my birthday! i would be very grateful if you reblogged my art, this post or others. thank you. <3

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when will you die

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I like them

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Finally finished this!