cappadoccian-coroner

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Boredom? I don't know what goes on in his upstairs area.

Sound off, who's vaguely defined as alive?

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Threaten to add me to the menu, again.

Sound off, who's vaguely defined as alive?

[cappadoccian-coroner]

...Who're you?

Sound off, who's vaguely defined as alive?

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I've considered stabbing him if that's any clue

Sound off, who's vaguely defined as alive?

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Sound off, who's vaguely defined as alive?

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I guess he does. Hasn't ran away yet.

I had to explain to someone that Styx is my cat because apparently I talk about him like a person. Going back in the morgue drawer now.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Yeah, His name's Styx. He kind of just...showed up.

I had to explain to someone that Styx is my cat because apparently I talk about him like a person. Going back in the morgue drawer now.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I had to explain to someone that Styx is my cat because apparently I talk about him like a person. Going back in the morgue drawer now.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I wouldn't want to either.

One-hundred fifty-six people die in Los Angeles every day. The number of them that're vampires who slept in a bad spot is higher than you'd expect.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I have enough trouble with the vampire cops. You think I want the normal cops banging on my door?

One-hundred fifty-six people die in Los Angeles every day. The number of them that're vampires who slept in a bad spot is higher than you'd expect.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Styx found me lying face down on the floor (this is normal) and decided I was his new bed. Sorry, buddy, but it's probably like sleeping on a bag of lincoln logs.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Tell Feliks not to sleep where people will find him then. Otherwise, he's going in the meatwagon.

One-hundred fifty-six people die in Los Angeles every day. The number of them that're vampires who slept in a bad spot is higher than you'd expect.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

One-hundred fifty-six people die in Los Angeles every day. The number of them that're vampires who slept in a bad spot is higher than you'd expect.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Also no, I'm just a skeleton in a labcoat

💉 - I think the lot of you fundamentally don't get is that some of us are mistakes, that something went so wrong there's no place among your ivory tower, that we don't bend that way. That we're irreparable freaks.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I'm not in a cult :)

💉 - I think the lot of you fundamentally don't get is that some of us are mistakes, that something went so wrong there's no place among your ivory tower, that we don't bend that way. That we're irreparable freaks.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

I'm not in a cult :)

💉 - I think the lot of you fundamentally don't get is that some of us are mistakes, that something went so wrong there's no place among your ivory tower, that we don't bend that way. That we're irreparable freaks.

[cappadoccian-coroner]

Sometimes, that's a good thing. Some sires stick around and you end up in a cult.

💉 - I think the lot of you fundamentally don't get is that some of us are mistakes, that something went so wrong there's no place among your ivory tower, that we don't bend that way. That we're irreparable freaks.