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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
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that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow
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i do trust sonic... but now i'm a lil bit suspicious
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"I'm always saying this" --me when I've never been saying this
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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."
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i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic
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Happy birthday majoras mask :3c , old ass game
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fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also
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