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I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

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Writer/Beta Signups Open In One Week!

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Hello everyone! This is a reminder that Malevolent Big Bang writer and beta signups will open in one week (May 5th, 2024)! Be sure to check this blog on May 5th to find a link to our writer and beta signup forms.

If you're interested in signing up, please read over our rules, FAQ, and schedule to ensure that you are able to meet the event requirements. (This is an event for fans 18 and older. Writers will be asked to complete the first draft of a fanfiction at least 7,500 words long over a two-month period.)

Everyone on the mod team is so excited to get the second year of this event underway! We look forward to seeing you there!

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those underwater ambiance noises like bubbles and currents and waves.... yeah thank u earth and water bless you

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entire village of goliaths learns hair braiding for little adopted tiefling child

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"arthur would you still love me if i was a worm"

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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you never truly appreciate good internet unless you have bad internet

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my rpg group decided after masks of nyarlathotep we're going to try a oneshot of wildsea which may branch into a longer campaign if we like it, so i'm just goofing around trying to design my guy

i don't have a name for him yet (suggestions welcome) but he's sort of an explorer bard type. he's mute, but his mask translates his sign language into every spoken language he knows

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ooooooooohhhhhh I forgot. I forgot how unbelievably insufferable Dupin is and how unfun these mysteries are to read

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how?? just how?

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having a car is all fun and games until it doesn't drive and the thing you got to recharge the battery comes with a manual that is 90% "if you do this wrong your car will explode and you will die" and then says it'll either take 3 or 12 hours to finish charging and doesn't even tell you if you need to disconnect the battery from the car first or not

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sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

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me: [steps outside in the spring time]

every single piece of pollen in a 5 mile radius:

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a chewy little guy…

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honestly I think if anyone should end up in charge of the dungeon, Laios is the best possible outcome bc he's not bound to use it for evil or power or anything, he'd just turn it into a zoo/zoological research park and give Senshi a level to turn into a rainforest café