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if there is an article of clothing that exists, I will fall exactly between two sizes
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Help us find this baby a home!!!!
7 week old kitten, female
Found on our porch the morning of Tuesday, June 24th. Taken to vet to scan for microchip (nonefound) and health assessment because of current extreme heat temperatures.
No fleas, no respiratory illness, overall in good condition and health! Perkier today after being out of the heat. Eating dry kibble and drinking water, using the litterbox.
FeLV (feline leukemia) negative
Heartworm negative
1st distemper vaccine administered + 1st dose of Revolution administered
Located south central New Jersey/Philly, willing to drive 2-3 hours!
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Murderbot: I have successfully removed a threat against my humans! I'm going to get a good grade in secuniting! Why are they screaming
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I love this mfer so much. funniest narrator ever.
(from the murderbot short story: compulsory)
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#ski lift! id rather be stuck in a chair outside than in a box!#plus you get to hoot and holler eith everyone else also stuck on the lift which would pass the time#community bonding you know
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aw, come on, booooooooo
I mean Jonas being that clever and sneaky is cool, but booooooooo
damn, who woulda thought these humans were the suspicious ones 🙄
#//juri speaks#juri watches: sg1#i feel like they're leading up to some revelation with Jonas and his brain powers#who is this boy? what's he got going on?
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oh wait yeah! easy solush! just let 'em slam into the backside of the iris!
damn, who woulda thought these humans were the suspicious ones 🙄
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damn, who woulda thought these humans were the suspicious ones 🙄
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I skipped to the last 5 minutes bc I figured if anything important was going to happen it'd be then, and it was very funny to see Thor appear like "hello. you should all consider keeping all this a secret. (or else.)"
I love that this brit and this french guy simply do not believe what davis is saying about the stargate
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unrelated to stargate, the thought of potentially needing to order a new swimsuit has filled me with such utter dread, it's unbelievable
#//juri speaks#oh to be an a-cup girlie and be able to wear literally any $10 dorito chip bikini from any store#i need an underwire; i need a band that's actually going to touch my ribs and not get held out by my chest#i have to spend like $70 just for the top#and it might not even fit right!!#i MIGHT get lucky and my old suit top(s) will still fit#but the bottoms for sure won't
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hmmmmmmm blah blah blah, human politics, series recaps, I might just skip to the end of this one
I love that this brit and this french guy simply do not believe what davis is saying about the stargate
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I love that this brit and this french guy simply do not believe what davis is saying about the stargate
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megamind lookin' motherfucker
"Metamorphosis" oh I hope someone turns into a big bug in this episode
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