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[ busy week. stressful week. will do things when i have the time. sorry again and again and again but i really am sorry and i really will do replies. but later. ]

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"What the hell did I miss?"

“oh, uh, don’t mind that burnt smell,” she said, clearing her throat as she waved her hand in a feeble attempt to fan away the smell that mingzhu was, no doubt, speaking in reference to. seulgi quickly ushered her friend past the mess in the kitchen, preferring to evade any potential nagging. “i made cookies and i may have slightly burned the first batch,” she explained, and soon after, as if on cue, the oven began beeping obnoxiously. seulgi practically flew to turn it off. 

the smell of freshly baked cookies soon wafted through the small apartment. she poked her head out of the kitchen and held up the baking sheet with a oven mitt-clad hand to proudly show off her handiwork. “see? chocolate chip!” she beamed. 

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send one for my muse's reaction;

"What are you doing here?"

"Of course I moved on!"

"I can’t wait for you."

"Why didn’t you wait for me?"

"Aren’t sunrises a little cliche?"

"As long as it doesn’t require me pants, I’m in."

"It’s your time to shine."

"And we’re sure that’s not illegal?"

"And if I say yes?"

"Dude, what the hell?"

"Wait, since when are you gay?"

"What the hell did I miss?"

"I was gone for for five minutes!"

"She/he’s been my bed for the last twenty four hours, and I can’t remember their name. Think it would be rude to ask for it again?"

"I don’t see anything wrong with a shotgun Vegas wedding."

"If you don’t shut up, I will personally stab you in the eye with a spork."

"Is that really your version of an apology?"

"I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life."

"Now that’s just stupid."

"I’m prepared, I think."

"We finally got it right."

"I choose you. No one else. You."

"I gave up a long time ago."

"In what world was that okay?"

"This is not a bad vampire romance novel, please shut up with the dramatics."

"Kinda wanna have sex, but also kinda wanna eat pizza."

"We could always just run away."

"I’m dying. How’s that for a dinner conversation starter?"

"Please stop asking me out."

"Love is a fairytale told to children."

"That wasn’t me."

"I didn’t do it!"

"That may have been my fault."

"Is this your first date?"

"You’re the biggest wimp."

"You’re pretty shy."

"Are you trying to hold my hand?"

"Let me sleep."

"There’s no way that I’ll say no."

"I don’t want to get up."

"Why don’t you love me?"

"I don’t want to live in a world without you."

"There’s a fire inside of you."

"I don’t think I can do this anymore."

"Oh good. Just what I needed to hear."

"Tonight as perfect."

"It’s just for the night!"

"I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time."

"It hurts."

"We could go backpacking?"

"What do you mean you want to go home?"

"You don’t know me!"

"I skipped class today."

"I bought you a ring even."

"You bought me flowers?"

"What are you doing home so late?"

"Sorry I’m not what you expected."

"I burned my tongue."

"What a fake smile."

"Did you just laugh at me?"

"I can do it!"

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she crossed her arms and held her head high, her expression tinted with poorly hidden amusement. “i suppose i’ll forgive you. but only if you eat all my vegetables.” bringing her arms back down to the table, she casually slid the remnants of her lunch onto his plate and beamed up at him with a smile as bright as the glint of her now-clean plate.

Her reaction only amused him— until she voiced her statement. he held his hands in the air, shaking his head as if he was pleading innocent.❝ Woah, woah, woah. Hold your horses, princess. You’re not the reincarnation of King Louis XVI, are you? Don’t put me under a guillotine, I’m your most loyal subject! I’ll play nice from now on, I swear—❞ 

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jvmeslee:

“My mom tells me that every day” He joked, with a fake sob, bringing his arm to shield his stomach. “I’m kidding, though” He flashed her a grin before ruffling his hair. “About both things, actually. But I remembered. White Day…I just haven’t bought it…yet” Before she could jab or poke him again, he slid behind her and placed his hands on her shoulder. “Lead the way. I’ll get you any kind of chocolate you want, from anywhere of your choice” 

“are you sure you’re kidding?” she laughed as she slapped at his hands to get them off her shoulders. “anything? anywhere?” her lips curled into a mischievous smile and she tapped her fingers together the way cartoon villains do. “let’s see, where’s the most expensive chocolatier in the area?”

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“watch your language, fuckface,” she scolded, slapping his arm with a loud smack. “and excuse you, but i haven’t eaten all day--i have every right to complain. now be a nice little boy and let me have a bite of your food.” before he could respond, she snatched the chopsticks out of his hand and stole a bite of food from his plate. 

”oh, quit your fucking whining.”

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"I didn’t steal it. I borrowed it. Possibly for a long time."

“you little shit,” she whispered with no change in expression—the surprise of his confession seemed to have shocked the movement from her features. with her lips pressed into a thin line, she sat speechless, staring at her favorite pen that she, for the last five months, had thought she had lost. following a prolonged and motionless silence, she looked up at seunghyun, back down at the pen, and once again up at seunghyun. 

within a split-second, she snapped—the silence of shock was replaced with the thundering rage of fury, albeit with an undertone of playfulness. “this is my favorite pen! do you know how long i was looking for it?! you little shit,” she repeated with a displeased scowl. 

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the tugging on her arm offered her no choice and she followed begrudgingly into the kitchen. “will you please make me breakfast?” she practically begged, her words dripping with sweetness. “i love you and you’re the bestest friend in the world,” she added, in case the begging wasn’t enough. 

a satisfied smile formed itself on her lips when seulgi finally got up but it was quickly replaced by a small pout. “why does this sound like an order? I’m not your mom, go and get your food yourself!” she got up and pulled her friend’s arm, dragging her out of the bed until they arrived in the kitchen. “I can help you making breakfast if you ask nicely though..”

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list of aus i really need to see written:

i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU

my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok

you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 

i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious

this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home

it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD

my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over

look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a whole through my ceiling with your bed thanks

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she tapped her chin, pondering her options. it took a moment, as it was quite a difficult decision, but she gave a curt nod as she made her final choice. “alright fine. now show me the pictures!” she lunged forward, making a grab for his phone.

kyungsoo groaned and sank down in the chair. he pulled his phone from his pocket and brought up the lock screen, sticking his hand out behind him and his foot out toward the girl. “if I show you, will you promise to delete the pictures of me in that thing?” he pointed with his free hand at the lump of pink in the corner.

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okay but consider these

'oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there'

met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)

waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’

3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk

it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN

'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there'

eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble

well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh

'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late'

'wait, have we met before?' 'no, i think i wouldve remembered' just in any context just do it okay

ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au

fLORIST AU

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( ●―● ) ba-la-la-la-la

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roleplaying psa

Dear RP partner,

                       I’m sorry I take 2837897845748 years to respond.

                                                                                                                Love, the Mun

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crossing her arms, she pursed her lips and glared at the male. "when i'm queen, you're the first one i'm having beheaded." 

❝ And that’s exactly why this princess right here is so short.❞ He snorts, shaking his head.

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she looks up at him. his obvious lack of malicious intent tames her anger and his display of genuine concern almost allows her to forgive him. "i thought i told you not to speak to me?" there's a noticeable difference in her tone and expression. she's wiped away the last of her tears and is back to her normal self: teasing, playful, and lighthearted. the redness in her eyes is the only evidence of the tears that had fallen just moments ago--there's even a hint of a smile at the corner of her lips.

clearing her throat she, fully aware of his sore muscles, uses his shoulder as a prop to help herself up, intentionally pressing down harder than necessary. "this prank of yours was fun and all but, you know, i have better things to do than hang out with little shitheads like you," she says with two gratuitously forceful pats on his back. 

she turns towards the exit and stops just in front of the doorframe with a cheeky grin. "i'll get my revenge. look forward to it." with that, she makes her exit.

"Everything Hurts."

Admittedly, the joke had gotten out of hand. But that’s all it was supposed to be – a joke. She’s supposed to berolling on the floor laughing, not slumped on the floor with tears running downher cheeks and into pools formed by palms curled into her face. “Noona” I call again, this time without ulterior motives as I approach her. Guilt weighs down my expression and my tone.

“Is there something wrong?” Squatting to her level is no easy task. I’m tall and she’s short, and my quadriceps still burn as lactic acid seeps into every muscle fibre. I stifle my own cry of pain as she continues to cry. Raising my hand to pat her back pains me as well but not as much as seeing her like this. “There’s no way you’d cry over something like this normally.” The Seulgi that I know and love is much tougher but perhaps I’m blinded by preconceptions. “Tell me, noona. You can tell me anything.”

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"Cinnamon roll of purity, too good for this world. So pure."

→    she took one agonizingly delicious bite after another, and all seulgi could do was stare. it pained her to watch the spectacle. “way to rub it in my face,” she huffed, crossing her arms. she wanted—so badly—to have just one bite. no, no you can’t, echoed the voice in her head—she had already gained two kilograms in the past month and the cinnamon roll was not a luxury her waistline could afford.

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"Hey, you look cold. Do you want some hot chocolate?"

→    ”no, i’m alright. i already have something to drink.” she looked down at said drink: iced coffee. probably not the best choice of drink for 5°C weather. subconsciously, she dragged a finger through the puddle formed from the dripping condensation. the contact made with the cold liquid made her shudder.

wiping the liquid onto the fabric of her jeans, she let out a sheepish chuckle. “on second thought, yeah, i’ll take that hot chocolate.”