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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet

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Behold, our favorite chickens on the island. This magnificent rooster, peak of his game, was married to the scrungliest hen I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life and that was funny enough but also the hen didn’t realize they were married so every time he’d offer her food she’d scramble in with the frantic air of a Victorian child who’s never been fed while he stood there politely befuddled.

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my collection

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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

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class is in session!

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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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Being nefarious with mama

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im going crazy you have GOT to decouple romance/amatonormativity and marriage in your mind. you have GOT to understand that marriage is a legal document that protects you from exploitation especially if you are a woman or a stay-at-home anything. it is not some evil unique to heterosexual people. it is a legal document that says 'this is who i want in my hospital room when i die, this is who i want to have my stuff when i die, THIS PERSON OWES ME RECOMPENSE IF THEY KICK ME OUT OF THE HOUSE I LIVE IN"

You are not immune to being taken advantage of by your partner if you are queer. do not wind up homeless because your garbage live-ins name is on the lease and they decided to drop you like hot coals.

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daily affirmations

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cmon stoned butch blues. please laugh 🩵💙

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M. Morrissey, (b. 1996)

G*D MADE ME A TRANSSEXUAL, (2025)

Cotton thread, .5 mm crochet hook

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I saw this and I thought Tumblr might enjoy it

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I believe that attitudes towards art will always come to impact other academic areas

“the curtains are just blue” okay and this study proving known carcinogens are “good for you, actually” paid for and published by scientists funded by a major producer of those materials is probably totally objective too

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comic