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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

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bartylus is for the religious trauma gays. no other marauders ships serves catholic guilt like these two twinks

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Barty and Regulus are those kids who teachers think are sweet little angels but all of the students are confused as hell because those are the two meanest people you will ever meet

(Being nice to adults was beaten into them)

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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Barty and Regulus, driving during rush hour:

Regulus, driving: WHO EVEN GAVE YOU A LICENSE?!

Barty: yeah you tell them baby!

Regulus, huffs: DID THIS MOTHER FUCKER TRY TO SWERVE ME? I'LL KILL YOU.

Barty: let me grab my gun.

Regulus: YEAH HE HAS A GU-.. you have a gun?!

Barty, pulling his gun out the compartment: Yes?

Regulus: Oh!

Barty:

Regulus:

Barty:

Regulus, lowers his window down and presses on the horn: HE HAS A GUN! SO SWERVE ME AGAIN BITCH!

Barty, waving his gun: YEAH!

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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

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i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like

"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

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I like it when Tom is entranced by Harry's eyes 😌💕

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AO3 has been scraped, once again.

As of the time of this post, AO3 has been scraped by yet another shady individual looking to make a quick buck off the backs of hardworking hobby writers. This Reddit post here has all the details and the most current information. In short, if your fic URL ends in a number between 1 and 63,200,000 (inclusive), AND is not archive locked, your fic has been scraped and added to this database.

I have been trying to hold off on archive locking my fics for as long as possible, and I've managed to get by unscathed up to now. Unfortunately, my luck has run out and I am archive locking all of my current and future stories. I'm sorry to my lovelies who read and comment without an account; I love you all. But I have to do what is best for me and my work. Thank you for your understanding.

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

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Second part to that starkiller tattoo artist AU

NSFW part available on my patreon!