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the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

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if I lived underground I’d be like “surface dwellers…” lol

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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction

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AHHHHHH OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST OAHH HHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK ok nevermind. i got over it

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the fact that "bicurious" is an option on feeld is really funny to me

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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.

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when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

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“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love

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haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

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love the word aforementioned. like i already said that

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question