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feel better, mod!!! ♥️♥️♥️

— shy anon

♥️♥️♥️

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(Hey all, mod here. I've been in kinda a funk recently and as a result this blog has kinda slipped by the wayside. Hopefully I'll be back soon, I just don't have the spoons for all of the lovely asks and tags and messages I get right now. Thanks for understanding!)

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Oh I remember olright

Would you ever drag @jeanzoriley-cod, @soap-askblog or @gaz-askblog to a closet and snog them till they forget their name?

Would, and have. Though I won't say which. That's classified intel, 'm afraid.

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Hey Captain, uh- So this is awkward, we’ve been getting a few noise complaints from the IT department, about rapid and aggressive thumping coming from your office? I’m assuming it’s not what it sounds like- but just-

Debra asked me to pass on the complaint. Um… Do with it what you will-?

- @cod-hr-admin 💻

I’ve been redecorating, hanging a few things in the walls and whatnot. Nothing to be concerned about.

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Ah. Him. No, he won't be returning. I gave him a practical demonstration and haven't seen him since he ran off with his tail tucked, the wanker.

Been up since o’dark hundred running drills with the recruits. Seems we’re finally weeding out the batch. It’s been a long day, and I’m looking forward to some R & R

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Pick a god and pray, I reckon.

You know, Sir, the training you’ve been having us do as of late has been particularly grueling. I am just sore all over - are there any particular remedies you’d recommend..? I’m willing to try pretty much anything, you see - the Advil just isn’t cutting it! Any advice, no matter how.. colorful.. would be so greatly appreciated, Sir. I’m practically hobbling after those ammo can lifts yesterday!

-🦋

Hot shower, water, painkillers, and rest tend to be the cure-all for aches and pains. Do not do as I do and take an advil with a whiskey.

When all else fails:

If I catch any of you snorting the bc powder I'm having you run laps around base.

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@cpl-cub

How's the hangover, Cub?

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After you, sergeant.

Would you ever drag @jeanzoriley-cod, @soap-askblog or @gaz-askblog to a closet and snog them till they forget their name?

Would, and have. Though I won't say which. That's classified intel, 'm afraid.

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You mean the one that got the upper hand on you during sparring while you were distracted? No, he was exemplary.

Been up since o’dark hundred running drills with the recruits. Seems we’re finally weeding out the batch. It’s been a long day, and I’m looking forward to some R & R

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*quietly sets your coffee, made almost perfectly (not quite enough milk, though it seems to be human error), and your files all neatly sorted on your desk.*

Here, sir.

- 🫐

Thank you, love. You may sit in the corner until I'm done.

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You know, Sir, the training you’ve been having us do as of late has been particularly grueling. I am just sore all over - are there any particular remedies you’d recommend..? I’m willing to try pretty much anything, you see - the Advil just isn’t cutting it! Any advice, no matter how.. colorful.. would be so greatly appreciated, Sir. I’m practically hobbling after those ammo can lifts yesterday!

-🦋

Hot shower, water, painkillers, and rest tend to be the cure-all for aches and pains. Do not do as I do and take an advil with a whiskey.

When all else fails:

If I catch any of you snorting the bc powder I'm having you run laps around base.

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Would you ever drag @jeanzoriley-cod, @soap-askblog or @gaz-askblog to a closet and snog them till they forget their name?

Would, and have. Though I won't say which. That's classified intel, 'm afraid.

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may i please choke on it sir 🙄

is that better

- 🍩

Better, but not quite. Maybe drop the eye roll and I'll let you gag on it.

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I cleaned some more today! I picked up my trash, swept the entire apartment, and cleaned my tables! Tomorrow I get to do laundry stuff (I still haven't folded any of the previous loads I did 🥲) and maybe set up to go back to sewing. I got some pretty fabrics a couple months ago!

🧚

I'm very proud of you, love. I hope you are also eating and sleeping well- as well as getting some sunshine. You're doing your captain proud.

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just your fingers? :P

— shy anon

and my cock, if you ask nicely.

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Alejandro: Price let’s settle this with a vote! Who’s the better leader with the hat? Me and my cowboy hat or you and your… whatever you call that thing? Note: Ghost’s vote doesn’t count cause he’s biased.

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Oh, well then. That’s definitely a special occasion, Sir. Your wedding night, eh? Well… I can’t say I’d mind ‘handling’ that. Sounds like you’re just threatening me with a good thing, Captain. Do you prefer silver or gold? Perhaps one of those weird rubber rings that’s breathable for the field? Don’t get too excited - I’m only (mostly) joking, Sir. I’m really just after that bottle, not your heart. Unless..?

-🦋

Mighty forward of you, love. Though if you want me at the altar you'll have to try a bit better. You might have better luck convincing me to retire, in which case I'll gladly open that bottle and pour you a glass.

and gold, since you asked.