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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

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Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

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I’m tired

I’m so tired

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I’m trying

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March Drawing Comp Raffle!

< Since next month is March, and our birthday month of course, I am going to start a drawing competition because why not? Birthday celebration of course! This drawing challenge is going to be inspiration one, mostly because March tends to inspire us! >

Important Information:

→THE RAFFLE WILL END FEBRUARY 29th

→ WHEN IT STARTS IN MARCH MAKE SURE TO USE A #mari'sMonthofFortune OR TAG ME IN THE POST!

→ YOU CAN POST THE ART WEEKLY, DAILY, OR ALL AT ONE TIME ON MARCH 31!

→ WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED April 7th!

Rules and Prizes:

#1 )) It must be creative, don't just draw the object or scene, through people in there! Animals! Whatever works for you!

#2 )) Add COLOR

#3 )) If you win and want to give the prize away to someone else, you can! It doesn't matter.

#4 )) HAVE FUN!

→ Anyone is welcome to do this competition, you can use OC's, character from a show, your Sona, your friends, a random person you saw walking Tuesday night, the cute cockroach you saw on the ground, ANYONE! Doesn't matter!

(( First Place Prize ;; A piece of APPROPRIATE art of their choice ))

(( Second Place ;; Fan Art of OUR choosing ))

(( Third Place ;; A mention and love for the art you made :D ))

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< Now the mentions so this post is actually seen by people :D (( pls repost and like so more artists can join! )): >

@karonkar @onejellyfishplease @justmesadlysry @driedbreadstixx @sillysimplysilky @nilovesconfused @captain-andi @the-lavender-clown @th3inb3tw33n

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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

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depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

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moodboard for cute girls 🤩

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“Yo, where’s Alaska?” “What?” “Where’s Alaska?” “Are you mad?” “I’m not mad, what happened to Alaska?!”

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MIGUEL O'HARA 🔺

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me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*

friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*

me:

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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

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The nerves connected to the human jaw

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collecting these types of images like pokemon cards

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The Darkness Calls, will you answer?

Will answer

“Hello?”