captain-asparagus
captain-asparagus
i do even like asparagus
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captain-asparagus · 2 days ago
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I need to know what these things are
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captain-asparagus · 2 days ago
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Top of the mountain is cold, even though it's closer to the sun? How
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captain-asparagus · 4 days ago
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captain-asparagus · 4 days ago
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captain-asparagus · 5 days ago
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captain-asparagus · 5 days ago
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this is fucking wretched
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captain-asparagus · 6 days ago
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captain-asparagus · 6 days ago
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beautiful 2nd life woman on this junk truck
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captain-asparagus · 7 days ago
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captain-asparagus · 7 days ago
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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
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captain-asparagus · 7 days ago
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they injected my dog with skeleton dna
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captain-asparagus · 7 days ago
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LOL but seriously release the hounds
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captain-asparagus · 11 days ago
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hey. don't cry. 4th century bce etruscan flask in the shape of a jackdaw adorned with a protective bulla necklace usually worn by children, okay?
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