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🎨 commission me HERE

🎁 #art request tag to see my completed requests

💌 #ask tag to see some answered questions

🌸 print SHOP requests are okay too, but it’s not guaranteed i do them & it could take a long time!

feel free to ask me about anything you’re unsure about before commissioning! ~

PROCESS:

message me about the pose, scene and background you want to see the character (reference pics are much appreciated <3)

full payment via Ko-fi (no refund!)

i will send you one sketch to approve during the work process

i send you the finished drawing <3

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mentally i'm past the 7 year timeskip.......

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I'm part of a wood carving club and there are a lot of dads who are dripping with adhd/autism vibes who's special interest is wood carving. One of the master skill level carvers who we'll call... Jim was working on a figure of a super heroine, who was frankly outrageously bodacious. Several women in the club are uncomfortable with this. They tell me they wish he wouldn't carve stuff like that at the club. This is understandable. I felt a bit uneasy too. I ask if they told him, and they say no.

This goes on for months. He's at a point where he's carving the folds of her skin tight suit. It's shockingly impressive. A real Giovanni Strazza with wood here. Many of the women in the club, (also boomers) have stopped talking to him because they're offended.

One afternoon I see a woman we'll call Karen approach him and have this conversation Her: Wow that is really starting to look like actual fabric. Him: Thanks! It's been a really fun challenge. Her: I bet! She sure is - a lot- huh? Him: Yeah a lot of these comic book characters are really outrageously proportioned! Her: They really are! You know, when I was carving a sign that was political in a way i knew would offend some people here, I just felt so much more comfortable carving it at home. Him: *nodding* Her: Okay? Him: Yeah I get that. Her: Yeah. Okay. Good luck with her!" *she walks off and he looks a little confused.* Next week at the meet up Jims working on it again and Karen's furious. Says to me "He said he wouldn't bring it back! So RUDE." So I go up to him and we have this conversation. Me: Hey Jim Him: Hey Neala Me: Some of the ladies around here are feeling a little uncomfortable with the figure you're carving because of her massive cartoon titties. Him: Ah shit, really? I thought they just thought it was funny. Me: Yeah folks laugh a lot when they're uncomfortable and trying to hide it. Him: Mm, yeah and I can never tell which laugh is which. Me: Me either Him: Well I won't work on this here anymore. I have other projects to do. Me: Hey thanks! I wanna see it when you're done tho so take a pic for me, okay? Him: Haha sure! I go sit down. Karen is shocked. Jim puts the figure away and works on a carving of a crane instead. He is not upset.

A week later I over hear Karen telling her friend I screamed at Jim last week.

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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Tarot cards. Major Arcana [1/3]

0 The Fool (Jillas)

1 The Magician (Lina)

2 The High Priestess (Sylphiel)

3 The Empress (Naga)

4 The Emperor (Lei Magnus)

5 The Hierophant (Rezo)

6 The Lovers (Luk and Milina)

7 The Chariot

And here is the really interesting part, as I promised! It took several months, but I don’t plan to stop at the Major Arcana, and I want to draw the entire deck 😎 Some cards still need to be finished and framed, so I’ll upload them as they’re ready.

P.s: My account has been unblocked! Yay!

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first time posting kinda nervous

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My next artfight character just dropped!! Her name is Clawdeen, she’s a snow leopard and former princess on Thundera, also based on/ inspired by Emma Frost

Is the Thundercat fandom alive??

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my humor 2016

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Princess Mononoke AU

by sumiretsu

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Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

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I genuinely don’t know if the og artists of these azula artworks is still around

But i genuinely adore these so much!

If i can find them ( i think it’s @drabsyo ? For the first one) i would love to see their full azula library!

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Various other Slayers drawings I did.