captain-cameron-3

[captain-cameron-3]

Okay, I’ve had enough. I’m breaking confidentiality.

I am Cameron, one of the many inkfish granted the title of Agent 3, recruited by Craig Cuttlefish to the New Squidbeak Splatoon. There are many Agent 3s around the globe, and I am merely one of them.

I have had experience with Sanitary Ooze- which I call such because it barely counts as ink in a compositional sense- in the past.

Do you really want to know so badly what can happen if you fuck around with Sanitary Ooze?

This is a picture of me from 20,018. Only seven years ago.

The Sanitary Ooze hijacked my brain and made me attempt to kill @jen-the-octoling.

If this doesn’t scare you off from FUCKING AROUND with a BIOWEAPON, then you deserve whatever natural selection is coming to you.

[captain-cameron-3]

DO. NOT.

i know that this sanitized ink stuff is supposed to be super toxic or something, but it looks kinda yummy

i want to eat it... just a little

[captain-cameron-3]

For those of you who are curious, Sanitary Ooze tastes strongly of soap. In a distinctly unpleasant way. I would not recommend consuming it in any quantity for that reason alone.

I am not at liberty to disclose the details regarding how I know this.

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[ @captain-cameron-3 ] I discovered your blog and must say I am fascinated by your intimate knowledge of Octarian aircraft. My line of work and ex-military Octoling partner have granted me what I would call a decent understanding of the topic, but your knowledge far surpasses mine. Is there anything you still haven’t learned about them?

Also, I can attest that my partner’s image of the Pearl Drone, apparently submitted to this blog in the past, is legitimate and not edited. Please; get him to shut up about this. It has been months.

PROVIDING PROOF THAT DOES NOT LOOKING LIKE TAKEN OF "UNDER WATER DREAM" THEN. I AM APOLOGIES BUT I CANNOT TAKING "WORD MOUTH" AND PHOTO OF "POTATO QUALITIES" FOR REAL EVIDENCE.

TO ANSWERING YOUR QUESTION. THERE IS TRULY NOT BEING MUCH THAT I AM NOT KNOWLEDGE ABOUT OCTARIAN ANTIGRAVITATIONAL HOVERCRAFT, FROM COUNTLESS HOUR OF "STUDY AND EXPERIENCE" WITH RESTORE OF LADYBUG (GEN 48 FLOTZOMATIC HOVER DISCUS PROTO). EVEN IF I AM TO ADMITTING THAT BEING "TECHNICALLY" "SELF TEACHING" I MAY POSSIBLY HAVING "SMALL DETAILS" WRONG.

HOWEVER. THERE ARE STILL BEING MANY "MYSTERY" BOTH TO "UFO" AND "CREATORS OF UFO" THAT I AM STILL OF SEARCHING TO LEARN. TO NAMING OF ONE EXAMPLE: THE INTENSIFY SUDDENLY DISAPEARING OF LONG STANDING OCTARIAN GENIUS RUBY APOLLYON.

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Guess who’s bf finally made a chumblr!!!! @captain-cameron-3 get the shell in here!!!