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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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look okay nearly every project moon character is the character of all time on account of the literary references and layers of bullshit but Ricardo truly IS the character of all time. He wears a *jaguar (not leopard, sorry) print fur cape and no shirt. His hair is hot pink. He would chase someone across the high seas and to the opposite side of the country because he wanted to kill them for stealing his hair coupons. EDM music follows him around and it IS diegetic. He loves cute things and decorates his Book of Vengeance (where he writes the names of everyone who has ever wronged him so he can punish them for it) with kitty stickers. The gang he’s from is called the Middle Finger and all the guys he leads call him Big Bro and really truly mean it. His favorite positive descriptor is “luscious” and his favorite negative one is “bristly” and he’ll use them in situations where they shouldn’t be applied. He lives in a world where you are more likely to become a pile of gore than survive another day and but instead of turning into blood and meat he just gets launched like Team Rocket. The chains and tattoos aren’t even a remarkable part of his design since that’s just what The Middle is like. I got so caught up describing how strange he is that I forgot to say that he kills people by punching and kicking them to death

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It's convenient being both an artist and a fic writer because you can now draw promos for your fics

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64767877/chapters/166428448

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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hello queemael nation 👋👋👋

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me too greggie

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A little guide on how I design filigree for a skin >.< this is just my personal method and not the only method

I hope it is simple enough to understand and helps you ;w;

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Kromer and Ahab Limbus Company are proof that if you wanna write female antagonists well one way to do it is to just make them unapologetically evil and fucked up without preemptively handwringing about whether that "has unfortunate implications" or trying to soften the blow somehow

Sometimes women attempt Total Cyborg Genocide or gaslight people to death and that's great

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all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.

kris statlander, rhea ripley (look at her SHAPE), willow nightingale, ruby soho, these r just four off the top of my head that have obvious musculature and different body types. skye blue and julia hart have more slim cheerleader style bodies as well, i REALLY wanted to put emi sakura who is fucking STOUT (adoring) in this post but i couldn't find a good demonstrative pic, the list goes on

DRAW DIFFERENT BODIESSSSSSSS

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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted you as the withering fagopsis and myself as the flourishing fagopsis

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Canto 8 prediction

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obsessed with her dialogue in part 3 . shes such a. i love her

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