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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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Why do most vampires in media look all sophisticated and posh and graceful...i wanna see a vampire wearing khaki pants and a Marshalls shirt for a change so bad

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal

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dude your poem fucking bit me

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

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"I asked ChatGPT-"

I asked the voice in my head, he called your mother a whore.

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When I say a character has done nothing wrong, I say it with whimsy and humor in my heart. When some of you say it, I fear you truly believe it

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

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anyone else destroying and betraying themselves for nothing 🤣

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*Antagonist exists*

Arthur Lester: Did your daddy not love you enough? You poor thing. (derogatory) (sexual)

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.