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So do we think he realized or-

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Yknow what. Screw it. Every Hornblower character alignment meme I've made

(Part 1)

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My uncle putting up an umbrella so the zucchini doesn't get a sunburn when it's freshly planted outside.

I know love when I see it.

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Ok, that's it. I'm done simping for this old man.

Uh-oh.

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Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Quarter Finals!

Who is hotter?

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A couple of Bushes for your Wednesday.

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" are you patriotic? " hell yes i am, [unveils flag of rohan that i keep in my closet] !

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Baby boy trying hard to keep composure while reading my thirst tweets

Admiral Pellew

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Drew that dramatic Hornblower cover. he looks so badass it’s silly 🤭

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So I re-downloaded facebook to advertise my flea market and I realized I still got that edit as my "banner" there.

I am very proud of Pellew with the heart eyes tho

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What would happen if say you were on the verge of getting married to Pellew but suddenly a whole group of renegade sailors one of them wearing the same wedding dress as you burst down the door, saying they need your assistance and assure you you'd even get more honeymoon time with your Admiral if you just wait until after the ceremony in the car, like what's the proper response here?

(it's a very specific ask, it's based on a very funny story not sure if you already know about it)

Answering this because just lately I bought an actual wedding dress :

Internally: "omg, it's hapening, finally! Why must they interfere? And is that a time traveler because why do they have a 90s dress? So unusual!

Actually : "what in the name of fucking fuckery is this?? Can you just wait like.. 5 minutes until I get my true *obsessions* HA-HMMM , I mean *loves* kiss???

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I'm so sorry I forgot this but I was always thinking of a proper badass response but never thought of one.

To be honest as long as we will be getting married you could let out a horde of chainsaw swinging raccoons and I'd not question it🙃

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Confusion

Last piece of 3 I did at the clinic with gouache in a time where I could not sort my feelings and they all kinda blew up.

Well after having time to actually think about everything I came to the conclusion that I am in fact chaos.

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what the fuck even do in the polar? cold as shit

fuck, and I can't stress it enough, your fellow men

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I made something else that only 5 people will understand probably (me, my bestie who I made this for and who forced me to post this, and the other 3 german speaking terror fans) but maybe this will transcend language barriers bc fitzgirls cuntyness is universally understood