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Thank you for the tag:) these all are so cute!

Here’s my addition finally😅 for those I’ve tagged, if you don’t wanna you don’t gotta:) I just thought it was fun

@knittedwitchcraft @thief-of-eggs @shippingfangirl013 @thegoopershome

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

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hi whatever you’re going through you’re not alone

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hi, hello. I saw your post about Jason having severe ptsd instead of pit madness and can I just say. YES! YOU'RE SO RIGHT!! I have trauma, like almost everyone on Tumblr, and in middle school cuz I was going through puberty it got very bad. I was a really really angry child, it was easier being angry than sad. Sad meant I had to admit or deal with my feelings. Angry meant I could just be angry at whatever traumatized me. I like Lazarus Pit madness, it's interesting. But using it to excuse or give a reason for the things Jason does feels cheap, especially when it's not done right, which most of the time it isn't. Ptsd explains literally everything, even the unreasonable or unexplainable things he does. Yeah, just wanted to drop this thought.

I’m sorry you had to experience that 💚💚💚

Pit Madness is still something I enjoy reading very much (despite wonky mechanics sometimes, but I’m very flexible with that and I definitely haven’t handled it great in any of my own fics) but I totally understand what you’re getting at.

If we go with real life psychology… there’s a lot of things that were handled in an atrocious manner by canon writers. Not only in regard to Jason. But comics in general don’t have the best rep in dealing with (emotional) trauma, so it’s just one of those things we have to accept.

That’s why fanfiction is so wonderful. People can explore so many different avenues with a single character 💚💚💚💚

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Dick: Sorry I’m late, B! I broke down on the way here. 

Bruce: Oh no, did they tow your car?

Dick: What car?

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sorry for being a cunt sometimes it’s just that i am one

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Batfam Quote #5

Red Robin: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Oracle: I would say infinitesimally.

Spoiler: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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my sillies

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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Alfred, to Bruce: Now I know you SAY that the Batcave has kept everything up to code, but I recently spoke to a very reliable source-

Robin Dick:  hi  (:

Alfred: - and he has informed me that the floor is, in fact, lava. Which, I don’t need to tell you, is a pretty serious safety violation.

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@mothmanavenue you ate this one little thing

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Bruce Wayne telling the world he’s Batman in an attempt to hammer in the façade that he’s not actually Batman.

He acts all desperate to get people to believe he’s actually Batman, and when people ask to see the suit, he pretends to get flustered and yell “I dont have to show you a thing!” before storming off angrily.

He then makes a purposeful bad copy of his Batsuit to show everyone, which of course made people doubt it even more. He then purposefully fails at doing any type of acrobatics, causing everyone to laugh at how desperate he looks at proving this “lie”

He posts a picture of himself shirtless on twitter with the caption “Me and Batman have the same body type! This proves I’m batman” and someone else replies “you’re a billionaire! You can afford the best personal fitness trainer money can buy, douchebag! You’re not batman!” and completely ratios him.

Bruce: You guys ever realize you’ve never seen me and batman in the same room before?

Everyone: Shut the fuck up already!

Meanwhile Damian is looking on in the background thinking “I can’t believe this is actually fucking working”

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The supers should get to eat bullets again, what a power move to just snatch it out of the air and start chomping on it like popcorn

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enemies to lovers

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“i was written by a man” “i was written by a woman” i was written by sophocles and then translated by anne carson

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which is definitely not an omen

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