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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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Anal sex

The "turnoff" "turnon" game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

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Clovis CA, Carne Asada Tacos, white toffee kettle korn🤘

For my US Berdies:

Where do you live (if you’re not comfy putting the city, just the state is fine), and what is your favorite local food/snack? It has to be something that can travel, meaning nonperishable (so not like a sandwich or pizza)? 

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Have you ever done a swap in the same room?

Anonymously or not, ask me something you’ve always wondered.

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CA.

I want submission, or send in what state your from. Can be anonymous :)

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Yes

Reblog if you'd watch a video of me getting fuck? I want to know if it's worth my time 😉

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I agree! Some of my favorite things, pussy and confidence!

DB I just wanted to share something cute I saw today - I shaved my downstairs area and my labia minora looks like lil bunny ears! I've felt a bit iffy about having irregular shaped bits down there but now it looks so cute! Thank you for teaching me to accept my flaws, no matter what they are. xxxx

Awww three of my fave things: pussy, bunnies, and confidence ! 😍😍😍

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Because this is an idiotic comment. And have no idea of the political process. Change is coming!

@sixpenceee if ur really a horrorblog then why is it that i hvent seen any pictures of donald trump on there yet?? checkmate

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You know she loves her ass eaten, that's why she's upset!

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Red lips, red fingers and red toes drive me crazy!! Love women in red!

I only feel like my True Self when I have on red nail polish

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Congratulations 🍸🍷👊! Now the work begins!😁😀

Done! I’m done with school. I did it! It took 10+ years, most of my income, loads of tears, frustration, struggle, and self doubt, but I did it! I’ve never felt so proud of myself, I’m basically happy sobbing. Thank you to everyone who has supported me and assured me that I could get to this point, you guys have played a major role in this happening, I promise you, and I thank you so much!

I did it!!! 🎉😭🎉😭🎉

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FF: My wife her best friend and I were on my boat at Lake Havasu. We were in Copper Canyon, hundreds of boats everywhere. After several drinks and stripteases, by several ladies all over the canyon. My wife and I were siting in the back of the boat with canopy up, when she very non chalantly started to give me a blowjob. Her friend that we've known forever, came over and joined in (first time that has ever happened) it was awesome. They finished me, then started on each other on the floor of the boat. I was amazed, I never knew that my wife would ever do another woman, let alone our friend. Turned out they had sex with each other in college several times. When they were done, they had an audience of about 20 people, we didn't even notice. Now every few months we recreate this scene at the house, this has been the best summer ever!!! My wife rocks!!!!

It’s Freaky Friday!

Share with me your naughtiest, dirtiest, freakiest stories and I will post them throughout the day. Please limit it to ONE message only, NO fanmail, no underage stories, no “private” stories (these are meant to be posted), and pls start your message with “FF”. Any who don’t follow these v simple rules will be deleted. I won’t necessarily comment on any of them, either, they’ll just be posted. As inspiration, here are some past submissions: http://dirtyberd.tumblr.com/tagged/ff Enjoy it, pervs. 

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Undiscovered country!

What are the “top five things” you associate with me?

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Looks like a fun night!

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Now that's talent, love this girl!