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the skibussy.

“ Are you alright ? What does any of this mean ? ”

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-slams a can of beans down on the table-

silence.

-force feeds you beans. yes the can is unopened. yes i am feeding you a can. that has bean in it.-

“ Baked beans ! I haven’t had those since we — ”

“ HshjshsnxnxandncbxjjXBXBSNSJICJXNSND CUAHFJFJGNFNBWHBDNGHGJFJFFJJ OUUGHHAHHHFHHCHH ”

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sigma sigma

( @daisuke-answers-stuff 🌺 )

“ What does that even mean ? Daisuke ? Help me . ”

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the skibidi fanum tax in ohio 🔥🕺

“ Leave me alone ! I’m serious ! .. ”

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Who do you think has the best chance of winning an arm wrestling competition against you?

“ Ah .. I’d say probably Swansea . Maybe Anya . ”

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you got skibidi rizz man

“ Please leave me alone .. ”

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“ Because you’re — Because you’re me ! ”

He honestly didn’t have a good explanation . But he swore it was justifiable . Anyone would freak out if a clone of themselves appeared in front of them , right ? ..

“ Sorry , I just .. I don’t know . This is really weird . No offense . ”

“hello there!”

the curly held out a cup of coffee. He looked almost identical to you… if going a little grey and sleep deprivation didn’t do anythibg

-@captain-44-curly

(hi!!!)

“ What the — .. ? Who — ”

Curly was speechless . Was he finally going insane , from losing sleep ?

“ .. Hey .. ! ” He finally managed to reply , after a sigh .

Good going , Grant . You’re going crazy .

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“ No .. I’m me . You’re — You’re .. ”

Curly flinched . His stomach churned anxiously .

So this — this thing , it can’t be me .. He’s real .. ?

“ Yeah . Take it , I — I don’t need it . I should try and get more sleep anyways .. ”

Yeah . More sleep . That’ll do me some good , right ? Maybe this .. whatever it is will go away .

Curly shakily shoved the cup of coffee back into Grant’s hand .

It was odd to think about . He was handing it to himself . But the whole situation was odd .

“hello there!”

the curly held out a cup of coffee. He looked almost identical to you… if going a little grey and sleep deprivation didn’t do anythibg

-@captain-44-curly

(hi!!!)

“ What the — .. ? Who — ”

Curly was speechless . Was he finally going insane , from losing sleep ?

“ .. Hey .. ! ” He finally managed to reply , after a sigh .

Good going , Grant . You’re going crazy .

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“ You — You .. Read my mind ? .. ”

Curly shivered . He glanced down at the cup of coffee in his hands , the liquid rippling . His hands were trembling slightly .

“ What’s .. What’s happening ? No .. You’re not real . I — I swear you’re not . You can’t be . ”

“hello there!”

the curly held out a cup of coffee. He looked almost identical to you… if going a little grey and sleep deprivation didn’t do anythibg

-@captain-44-curly

(hi!!!)

“ What the — .. ? Who — ”

Curly was speechless . Was he finally going insane , from losing sleep ?

“ .. Hey .. ! ” He finally managed to reply , after a sigh .

Good going , Grant . You’re going crazy .

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or are you skibidi

“ What ? What does that even mean ? Stop with the nonsense words .. ”

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Disaster trio

individuals

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100 notes and I waterboard the gingerbread yimpy

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“ I — Sorry .. ? ”

Curly took the mug from .. the other Curly .

He had to force back a grimace as he — unwillingly — stared into his bloodshot eyes .

“ How did you — ?! ”

Could he read his mind ? Was this some kind of hallucination ? He didn’t know . He wished he did , though .

His breath caught in his chest .

“hello there!”

the curly held out a cup of coffee. He looked almost identical to you… if going a little grey and sleep deprivation didn’t do anythibg

-@captain-44-curly

(hi!!!)

“ What the — .. ? Who — ”

Curly was speechless . Was he finally going insane , from losing sleep ?

“ .. Hey .. ! ” He finally managed to reply , after a sigh .

Good going , Grant . You’re going crazy .

[captain-grant-curly]

“hello there!”

the curly held out a cup of coffee. He looked almost identical to you… if going a little grey and sleep deprivation didn’t do anythibg

-@captain-44-curly

(hi!!!)

“ What the — .. ? Who — ”

Curly was speechless . Was he finally going insane , from losing sleep ?

“ .. Hey .. ! ” He finally managed to reply , after a sigh .

Good going , Grant . You’re going crazy .

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are you sigms

“ Are you okay ? Why’ve you asked me this twice ? You should have Anya give you another psych eval .. ”

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are you sigma

“ Sigma ? What ? What does that mean ? ”

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hey curly,wanna drink some mouthwash??

*holds a light blue bottle of mouthwash*

“ Er .. No ? I don’t think you’re supposed to drink that . ”