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Things You Should Do with Coffee

Things You Should Do with Coffee

Calling all coffee lovers! I have to admit that I myself am a caffeine addict and cannot survive a day without coffee. But I get bored of just a regular cup of coffee.. It just loses its pizzazz over time. So, what is a girl to do? She is to experiment then share her experiments!

Like most people, I love iced coffee–like I like it more than hot coffee 99% of the time–but after looking up how…

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Favorite Drugstore Makeup

So, we’re all a little cheap, right? I know I am. I only like to splurge on a few things, and makeup usually isn’t one of them (but coffee is). Here’s a list of my favorite drugstore makeup products and why I love them so much! (and yes, I drew avocados just for taking pictures).

Fit Me Matte Foundation

If you have oily skin, this is a god-send for sure! It’s not super cakey and doesn’t dry…

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All About Me!

Hi, guys, and welcome to my new blog! I am starting a lifestyle blog that will include anything and everything. If you want something specific, feel free to just ask and I will accommodate you!

To start, I am 18 years old and live in Tennessee, the great state of country music. I am attending college to major in Music Performance and enjoy writing as well. I do write my own music as well as…

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Favorite Drugstore Makeups!

Makeup is always super fun, but why is it so expensive? Luckily, you don’t have to break the bank to find some really good makeup dupes! Maybelline Fit Me! Foundation ($6 at Dollar General) This is a great foundation for those with oily or combination skin as well! It goes on very smoothly and lasts all day. Even after being wiped at, you can’t tell that any has came off, and plus it does fairly…

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I don't think there's anything that gets me into my feels more than this gif

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MATD- The Outsider x Natasha

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What an iconic duo they would’ve been in CA:CW

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where a superhero has to deal with a supervillain who thinks they’re their best friend

“we’re enemies - last week you tried to rob a bank”

“i got us a groupon for that new thai restaurant”

“you stole it!”

“it’s really the savings that are the crime”

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Pop-Tarts

 –Thor

You heard a loud shriek that woke you up. You shot out of bed quickly and ran to the source. Thor was searching frantically through all the cabinets, and the kitchen was an absolute disaster. You internally groaned and rubbed your eyes. “Thor, are you okay?” you asked as you moved closer.

“Lady (Y/N), good morning. Are you aware we are out of pop-tarts?” he questioned while turning towards you. You shook your head and shrugged. You knew Thor loved pop-tarts, but it was just too early for all this. He had woken you up over pop-tarts. “We must go get more!”

“Thor, it is 4:30 in the morning. Nowhere that sells pop-tarts is open,” you replied, sighing and rubbing your eyes again.

“But, M’Lady, I must have pop-tarts,” he said and got frantic again. You huffed as you tried not to get mad. You weren’t mad at him; it was just too early for you.

“Thor, we are not getting pop-tarts right now!” you raised your voice. His face fell; you had never seen someone so sad. You immediately felt bad and went to go hug him. Your arms wrapped around him, and your head rested on his chest. “Hey, how about we go to bed, and when we get up, the first thing we’ll go is go get some pop-tarts? I’ll even buy all of them if it makes you happy.”

Thor smiled at you then kissed your forehead. You gave him a quick smile before fatigue hit you again. “Okay, big guy, time for bed,” you told him, and he obliged, happy with the deal that was made. You snuggled up to him and were almost asleep when you heard Thor mumbling beside you.

“Pop-tarts…”

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Alright, so we had a homecoming air show, which is just a bunch of skits put together, and part of it we smashed a guitar and two amps, and THESE OTHER PEOPLE TALKING SHIT SAYING THEY'D LIKE TO HAVE THE MONEY WE PAID FOR THOSE THINGS WE SMASHED AND THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT THEY'D ONLY BE LIKE $75 RICHER. LMFAO

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Sia- Elastic Heart x Pietro Maximoff

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I feel this on an emotional scale

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Thor’s kindness vs. Loki’s evilness

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Hydra-Steve Rogers

You and Steve were on a mission: take down this Hydra base. You two stuck close together because you knew how Hydra was with attacks and trying to take people. You had gotten to the control room where you were going to place the bomb and got to work immediately. Steve stood watch at the door just in case. He didn’t see the Hydra man, though, and the man grabbed ahold of you and placed a rag over your mouth just in time for you to scream. Steve only heard the muffled scream as the man was dragging you away. He couldn’t get to you.

A couple of years later, he was in his apartment with Fury, discussing something with him, when a bullet broke through the window and landed in Fury’s shoulder. Steve grabbed up his shield and broke the rest of the window out as he jumped through it. He only saw the legs of the attacker because you took off running once the bullet embedded itself in Fury’s shoulder. Steve chased you, though. It wasn’t a super close, but it was close enough for you.

Steve stopped at the door and threw his shield. You turned around and caught it with one hand, your metal arm. You could tell by the look on his face no one’s ever done that. You threw it back at him and jumped from the building.

Later, you found him on the bridge. Kill him. Any means necessary. The voice rang through your head as someone handed you a grenade launcher. You fired at Steve, and it hit his shield, knocking him off the bridge. Your combat when a long way with him before he ripped your mask off. Everything seemed to stop then. He looked at you breathless and confused. “(Y/N)?” he asked, and you furrowed your eyebrows.

“Who the hell is (Y/N)?” you asked, making him only stare back at you. You shook your head and took off. You couldn’t get him out of your head, though. Something about that name rang a bell in your head. You knew him. You were sure of it, but you didn’t know from where or why.

You geared up to end it all and ran over the mission in your head over and over. You stepped onto the helicarrier and waited. You knew Steve would be there any minute, and you had the one thing he needed, the chip. “I don’t want this to get messy, (Y/N). Just hand over the chip, and we can get this done easily.”

You only stared back with a clenched jaw. Two seconds later, you had him pinned to the ground. “Come on; I’m your best friend, your mission partner,” he grunted as he flipped you off him. “I’m Steve, your little friend from Brooklyn.”

“No, you’re not!” you exclaimed and punched him across the face. He staggered back and recomposed himself. He got you into a headlock and held you there.

“You’re name’s (YF/N) (Y/M/N) (Y/L/N). You like (random thing you like),” he told you breathlessly. You broke his grip and backed away.

“Shut up!” you yelled, giving him another good punch. Steve decided he’s had enough and picks you up by the throat.

“Just give me the chip,” he whispered, but you shook your head. Steve slammed you into the glass of the helicarrier. It cracked a little beneath you, and you let go of the chip. He quickly grabbed it and placed it where it needed to go. You went up behind and grabbed the back of his suit, throwing him where he had you. The glass cracked a little more, but you climbed on top of him and threw punch after punch. “You’re my friend.”

“And you’re my mission,” you spat while wrapping your hands around his collar. You pulled your arm back, but Steve’s words interrupted you.

“Then finish it. Cause I’m with you till the end of the line,” he said, and you just looked at him. There was a cracking sound; suddenly, Steve was falling. You jumped in afterwards and swam to the bottom to grab Steve from the bottom of the river he landed in. You drug him out to the sand beside the river and began walking away. “(Y/N)?” he groaned, and you turned to him. “I know you remember me.”

“I don’t even remember myself.”

And you were gone once again.

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Hawk and Widow doing interviews

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Johansson and Ruffalo, best friends