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Crackpot theory:

Zoro keeps getting lost because he's instinctively walking towards the One Piece without realizing it.

Put him in a bubble, place him under an illusion of some place, and set him loose while the bubble is contained and you'll eventually find the One Piece.

sorry i’ve been thinking about this ask for months. not directionally challenged he’s just always chasing the bag

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Back in 1997 there was a goth lesbian Muppet

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Salem the black-coded bunny boy!!!!

(HE/HIM) 🐇💜🏳️‍⚧️

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Salem the black-coded bunny boy!!!!

(HE/HIM) 🐇💜🏳️‍⚧️

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the best time to wear a bee sweater, is all the time 🎶🐝🎵

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imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

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Make sure you don't accidentally punish people for communicating their needs and boundaries. When someone cares enough to have the uncomfortable conversation, that's a compliment and a clear sign that they are invested in the relationship. Yes of course it's uncomfortable to hear that something you've been doing has been upsetting someone you care about when that was never your intention, but people generally only bother to have these conversations with the people they want to keep around - the people they trust to care. If they just didn't like you, they'd probably just try to avoid you. So make sure you don't make it into a more punishing experience than it has to be. Try to see the care and the trust behind the criticism, even when it triggers uncomfortable emotions. It's a good sign that they're there telling you.

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Remember.

If you have enough armor and a pole arm of your choice

You can do/be anything :3

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anyone jnow what movie this is⬇️

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rules of chivarly for knights

1. always wash your gauntlets after tinkling

2. kill people so they can go to heaven sooner

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isn't that just south canada

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friend inside me

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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picture me this:

a big dragon getting up and stretching, joints creaking and popping, before it ambles its way over to you before FLOMPING down on top of you and getting comfy cozy again before falling asleep on you like a big heavy warm weighted blankie

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squirrel's big day out