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In the club reading poetryfoundation.com

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

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My ex boyfriend just fucking randomly assaulted me he kicked me in the stomach twice and hit me in the face while I was getting my things I'm now fleeing the piece of shits house I'm literally all alone I need help

Venmo@Leah-Esther-Rose

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now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level

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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

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More fat characters who are complex heroes, serious love interests, funny without mentioning their weight, brooding anti-heroes, compelling antagonists, random bystanders without comments toward their looks

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Movie where a bunch of guys watch American Psycho and all have the simultaneous realization that everyone in the group thinks they’re Patrick Bateman but there can only be one actual Patrick Bateman so then they start trying to kill each other in order to “prove” that they’re— actually I take it back this is just kin drama circa 2015

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i need to fuck this old man sitting across from me at the airport gate

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

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Hey guys, I have a priority fundraiser rotation for you:

Fadi & Shahed: 2,044 USD out of 62.5k

Sana'a & Sujood: 12,016 £ out of 50k

Mahmoud Qassas: 9,994$ out of 200k

Ezzideen Shehab: 10,296€ out of 32.5k.

Hussam Aburamadan: 16,374€ out of 148k.

Hamdi Hijazi: 1,511$ out of 25k.

Suheir Hojok: 16,897 AUD out of 70k.

Madleen Abu Jayyab: 29,005$ out of 70k.

I have personally verified every one of these campaigns listed here.

As Mona's campaign nears completion I'm preparing for you this list so we can show these families the same amazing and unbelievable support we showed Mona and her family. The invasion of Rafah grows nearer everyday. Please understand the urgency of this campaign.

Version date: April 25th 2024.

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in b4 95% of all websites in june 2024 announce that "for security" they will only work with browsers that use manifest v3

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One thing that frustrates me about critiques leveled at academic writing that denounce it as verbose, opaque, impossible to understand, etc. and thus worthless, is the implicit belief that everything must be simple, and that nothing exists that can’t be explained to you like you’re five while simultaneously granting you perfect understanding of every facet. The problem with that is that 1. Academic writing functions in conversation with other academic writing and thus has very specialized language that has developed over long periods, and 2. This specialized language and these proposed structures, concepts, and theories that are deemed “deliberately obfuscating” or “overly complicated” are necessary to functionally describe the complex processes governing the even more complex world we live in. There are some things that can’t be explained to you like you’re five without massive chunks missing. And this becomes especially fascinating when it morphs into the particular bastardization that claims that these academic fields themselves are easy and intuitive, and so the only legitimate format must be in simplified forms, because anything overcomplicated is suspect. I’m not certain I have a point except that it frustrates me to watch people try and absolve themselves of making the effort to understand the complicated writing by pushing all the responsibility onto the authors, rather than seeking to familiarize themselves with the academic conversation and accepting a complicated truth.