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*clang* *CLANGG* *clang clang KLINK* *CLANNNNNNNNG* oh sorry i didn't see you there i was just hitting my sword against things

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Fully convinced that “rowdy” is some polite society way of calling someone a faggot

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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

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I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

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having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

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A poem

Some days I feel like Beowulf Some days I feel like Grendel Some days I have pea soup for lunch And think of Gregor Mendel

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ASK CHATGPT??????? i would NEVER. i ask all my questions to the pythia at the oracle of delphi like apollo intended.

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If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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stop eating coffee cakes with the lesser drakes and come drink from a flagon with an elder dragon

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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

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@purpledragon18 your wish is my command 🧙‍♂️🪄✨

has anyone done this yet

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at least the colour green exists

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has anyone done this yet

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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I'm only seven episodes in this is what I'm picking up