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Sometimes stupid sometimes super cool

Sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit

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Kaiji but he looks more like Kaiji now

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STOP EVERYTHING, here's a Kaiji

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Assuming that the ship is canon too 🫶

(I hope the wording makes sense 😭)

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WHERE ARE THE SHARING SELF SHIPPERS I NEED TO FIND YOU ALL

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On my homo shit

Something (cough cough yumeshippers) has dragged me kicking and screaming back into the osomatsu-san fandom.

Grew up as a Karamatsu fan but… The twink. The socially capable twink in fact. He allured me.

Drew this as him being like “they’re a walking disaster, I couldn’t just leave them there…”

Smth about us is just fake friendship to real friendship to lovers fr fr

Also we’re like if yaoi and yuri combined. I’d be like “wow I want to go lesbian mode with this whole cisgender man. That’s new”

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whats crazy is that this isnt even the main piece BUT!!! comms are open :3

honno belongs 2 @puffpawstries !!!!!!

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I'm watching Kaiji. Can't tell if he is smart or very dumb

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some of my things

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Kaiji fanarts collections, one of the best anime of all time

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RAAAAAH KAIJI ITOU FROM KAIJI MY LOVER

Okay I’m back to normal now tee hee

It’s so weird cause despite how varied people’s self ships are I feel like I’m the only person who wants this guy, but it makes me a lil giddy too cause it’s like teehee I’m the only one outside of canon who wants him teehee

Me when I fucking get HIM

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Anon I hope you read this and you understand how much of a disappointment this whole debacle is. You are a tool, plain and simple. And you need to actually pay attention to what people are saying to you.

In DIY terms, this is a fully fixed beautiful bench and here you are trying to take out a screw cause you felt it unnecessary for your own bench, even if that screw will make someone else’s bench fall apart. Maybe you think that screw is stopping the bench from standing, but who are you to dictate how someone builds their furniture? Does it affect you? Does it make you mad to see someone have a lovely bench that is different from yours?

People’s lives are different. If simping for fictional characters made you feel like shit then maybe that’s on you, huh? Ever think of that? Ever think, huh maybe I didn’t derive joy from this because it’s not for me, it’s not something I like, it’s just not what I want.

You ever think for five seconds that hey, maybe someone will derive joy from this, I should leave them to their own devices. I should let them feel happiness because I think people deserve to be happy. I am happy cause someone else is happy.

Or are you just bitter? Are you bitter it didn’t work out for you? Are you bitter seeing someone have so much love and enjoyment out of something that ruined you?

This is extremely, deeply annoying to see and witness somebody tear down somebody else because their lives went in different directions when having the same things. It didn’t work for you, that’s fine! But keep out of others lives if it works for them. BECAUSE ITS NOT YOUR LIFE! PERIOD! FULL STOP!

And the funny part is, I don’t know this person! This individual that is valid in shipping with the funny man from Eddsworld, I have no idea who they are. But what we have in common is that we enjoy seeing ourselves with someone that loves us, and we enjoy believing we’re capable of being loved like that.

Just like my favourite video game franchise Pokemon, selfshipping is all about love. It’s important and it’s special and it’s what makes people believe they deserve it.

And I think unwarranted comments like this make me mad. Deeply and truly mad. Cause I’m reminded of when a friend tried to do the same to me, and I followed their advice.

And I was seriously depressed afterwards, I forced myself to sever a tie that helped me appreciate myself more because I followed someone else’s advice instead of deciding what makes me happy.

So please; for all that is good.

Shut up.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

i mean this in the nicest way possible, Matt is not real. He is a fictional character and it very unhealthy to get attached. I’ve been in the same position before and it never made me feel anything but sad. It’s nice you have a comfort, but i think it’s getting way too far.

Okay but have you considered that I'm happy with him? I'm not sad, and he's actually everything to me. Not as much as my real partner, obviously, but he's still up on a high pedestal. I know he's not real, but the fact you (or even other anons) are trying so hard to "make me see he's not real" or that I'm "delusional" is genuinely such a dick move. You're a dick anon. If you meant it in the "nicest way" you just wouldn't have said it. Just go ahead and block me because i'm not going to respond to y'all anymore.

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Slamming my fists on a table shouting “ITS REAL TO MEEEEE ITS CANON TO MEEEEEEE”

Baby's Breath and Queen Anne's Lace!

(F/Ovember Ask Game: Flowers:)

[QUEEN ANNE’S LACE]: Do you have a favorite outfit/accessory that S/I wears?

He's cute in everything...

Collar.

DON'T CALL IT THAT?!

[BABY’S BREATH]: Do you think that you would’ve gotten along with S/I if you met when you were younger?

We were friends! Hard to flirt because of that...

I'm shocked you remember me! I was so different back then.

How could I forget you~?

...I love you, too. (⺣_⺣)♡

Ehehehe... (´♡ З ♡`)

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Miku is dead I am skeleton now

I still made Minecraft

Hi my name is Miku and I‘m a bisexual disaster who didn’t notice that it said ‘sunshine’ and not ‘sunshines’

Characters are:

Kelby (Blush Blush)

Camilla (Fire Emblem Fates)

Ringo (Puyo Puyo series)

Kai Xin (Take My Brother Away, Please!)

Rabbit (The Masked Singer US)

Zoe (Monster Prom)

And I am Miku, I made minecraft and say gay and trans rights. Any pronouns please, thank ye.

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Fun fact: I am doing selfshiptober, there is my thing for day 1

And it’s all gonna be on Google docs CAUSE I AM A COWARD!

Anyways I wrote the first one, it’s about me in a relationship w Kaiji Itou from Kaiji so like yeah

That’s about it

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This art makes me ascend like the SpongeBob gif

shmnmn lmnm bukbjj