captain-waddles
captain-waddles
sad man eating cereal at 2am
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Lex ur local grandpa - he/they - 26 - ace af and very gay (bi) - forewarning I never really tag anything so if ur someone who has specific tags blocked for ur mental safety or spoilers or anything probably don't follow me - the universe is full of assholes try not to be one of them - sometimes you gotta look god in the face and scream
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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Tactical Team
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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starting girl scout cookie discourse. if you’ve had girl scout cookies from both bakeries, do you prefer little brownie bakers (tagalongs, samoas) or abc bakers (peanut butter patties, caramel delites). also is your preference the same as the girl scout cookie you grew up with?
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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aang 🤝 steven universe
adults completely missing the point of their characters and why they are pacifist
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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someone please help her
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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tbh people don't give zuko enough credit like wtf are you supposed to say when someone hits you with "my girlfriend turned into the moon" like. damn. that is in fact rough buddy
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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Raven getting wrapped up
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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The Extinction doesn't need to have any Avatars.
The prospect itself that it exists and is an actual threat seems to be enough to cause abundance of fear.
It doesn't need to have any Avatars, but it has.
They are the opposite of any other Avatars - they do the most harm by not doing anything at all.
The Extinction Avatars are the people who have the resources that would let them stop it.
But they won't.
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -
A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending
B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning
C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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Seiya taking hacks with a katana.
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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The three-ring binder is the apex of book technology, by the way. All the advantages of a codex, plus you can add, remove, and reorder pages at will - pages which you can furthermore protect from damage in transparent sleeves, and store commentaries, notes, and other paratextual addenda behind them without obscuring the primary content. Truly the queen of codices. Reblog if you love the three-ring binder.
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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How Far From London Can You Get By Train In 12 Hours
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captain-waddles · 18 hours ago
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Some friendly wizards learning together 🧍‍♂️
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captain-waddles · 19 hours ago
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All I could think of when drawing this was David Bowie's "As the World Falls Down":
“Wasn't too much fun at all But I'll be there for you As the world falls down Falling As the world falls down Falling Falling in love”
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