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Please tell me someone is still in this fandom I’ve been obsessed

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hi sorry gang. rereading romantically apocalyptic 😔👍

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Hey boy, Show me your smile

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the blue one so terrify

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hello. little captain in space for you

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i truly do NOT like this panel of zee captain:

zeer proportions have never looked like that before whcjwhdhhwh and why the so human eyes….. zee looks like when people edit human eyes onto a dog it isn’t right . and it’s just this one panel

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romac ponies ^_^

some notes:

- snippy has no cutie mark. Sad !!

- i 100% meant to make gromov a unicorn but forgot to give him a horn until it was too late. so we’re just going to say that it’s covered under his hair

- pilot has a vaguely airplane-shaped scar where his cutie mark used to be

- huge shoutout to L for bringing up blankflank snippy you’re a genus for it

bonus annet:

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Let me elaborate ok

Alicorns did not exist before Gromov. Annet is the only Alicorns as far as we know, a perfect, artificial being. Connection to the princess means Identity, cutie marks, community.

But what of humble earth pony Snip-Snaps? He has no cutie Mark. He can not connect to ANNET's magic.

Btw:

Captain: alicorn but secret, pretends to be solely unicorn. Cutiemark is a triple seven

Pilot: Pegasus, cutie Mark burnt off

Chris: Pegasus, duh. Cutie Mark a DEX bar code

Engie: unicorn

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I think connection to annet would determine your cutiemark, therefore he'd be a blank flank

what is snippy’s cutie mark

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Invader Zim: THE DIB HUMAN WON'T KNOW WHAT FUCKING HIT HIM WHEN WE REPLACE HIS BLOOD WITH PIZZA GREASE!

GIR:

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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for the girlies :)

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FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT

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please reblog for a larger sample size my friends disagree with my methods

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masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

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yay yay yay yay yay girl juice yay