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Hahahaha

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(jaded old queen smoking by an open balcony drinking her second dry martini of the afternoon voice) god i miss 8tracks

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Bitch daughter/Bastard son

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I don't wear a packer because if you're staring at my crotch that's pretty gay of you, and ain't gonna get worked up over what some zipper-gazin' nancyboy thinks about the fact that I ain't got no dick and balls.

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Reblog this to slap my ass.

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Buns basking in the autumn sun.

Available 🐰🐰🐰

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jesus fuck, this article

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Today I learned 3D animation is a horror show outside the camera's field of view.

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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knights of the roundtable

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“You’ve heard of flip wizard, now get ready for flip lizard”

-Reptilian Rogue with a ridiculously high AC

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ihave to show you guys tamil miku you will fucking look at her. wheres the post hold on

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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I want it to be a smoke weed at work day. But there have already been quite a few smoke weed at work days this week. So I'm unsure