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Alpha Dream going into a rut the first time he sees/smells Hob after he regains his freedom. Alpha Hob offers to help because he can, and it's not like he's never helped another Alpha in rut before.

Except it's stronger than either of them realized and Hob accidentally gets bitched <3 <3 <3

YES I love this premise sososo much.

Dream walks into the New Inn and its like BOOM. Hob’s scent hits so hard, the emotions are so deep and intense! Dream’s body, which has been through so much in the last century, simply cannot handle it. He starts whining desperately until Hob takes him upstairs and promises to take care of him.

But Dream isn't just an ordinary alpha. He's more powerful than any other alpha in the universe, basically. Hob is submitting to him physically, being so good and helping him so well, and Dream’s inner alpha reacts so hard. It decides that Hob needs to have the body and scent to match his sweet submissive behaviour, and it decides to make it happen. Immediately.

Cue Hob being pinned down (he loves it), with Dream’s teeth in the back of his neck (he loves this even more) and Dream’s massive alpha knot pulsing more and more seed inside him. Hob has been with other alphas, but he's never experienced anything like it. He isn't sure how Dream’s body is producing so much cum! His body feels swollen and his brain keeps melting like he can't hold a proper thought in his head for more than a second! But he's so horny about it, and so..... wet.

When they both emerge from a fog of hormones hours and hours later, Hob nearly has a heart attack. Dream’s knot is still inside him - inside his cunt. Which he did not have before. Dream is fondling his slightly swollen tits, which are also a new development. Dream himself still looks completely rut-fucked and out of it, poor thing. All he can do it whine and fucked into Hob’s poor, confused body.

It says a lot about Hob that he doesn't panic. His first thought is actually "what's it going to feel like when I cum as an omega". And oh boy, he quickly finds out.

Oops. Looks like Dream has an omega to take care of now, on top of everything else! And even if he's horrified by what he's done, he can't help but pull Hob closer and bite that special place on his neck yet again.

Mine.

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MDZS Audio Drama Listening Guide

AKA Lace has listened to the Audio Drama an unholy amount of times and might as well put her knowledge to good use

(Suibian Subs) (NanaBeingNana) (Episode Guide by pumpkinpaix) (Purchasing guide for iOS)

NOTE: This is my own, personal opinion on what’s the preferable order to watch the MDZS Audio Drama extras.

The AD is by far the most accurate adaptation we have, and not only it follows the novel 1:1, it adds quite a lot of content that had only been left implied or left off-screen in the original text. However, there are also some events that do happen in the novel, but had to be put aside in an extra episode, either because of time restraints or for the sake of pacing. So, I’ve tried to set up this list to compensate it! The order is either based on at which point we learn such events in the novel, or if this event isn’t in the text, then it’s based on what I believe the best time to listen to the extra would be.

If you feel overwhelmed by the amount of extras and don’t know where to start, hold my hand and i’ll show you the way (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و

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seeing how many people are talking about how they can't do their work right now because chatgpt is currently down...y'all...

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yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

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Thinking about Hob’s students immediately picking up on the change in their professor’s mood the next time class convenes. Like, Mr. Galden has always been pretty easy going - if a bit obsessive when it came to the most mundane details of day to day life in history (while simultaneously brushing over some of the more significant events. The reign of Henry the 8th was reduced to “overstayed overstuffed tyrant”. Meanwhile a solid week was spent on the evolution of pub food).

When someone in class mentions the professor’s good cheer, he says only that “an old friend is back in town that he hadn’t seen in years”.

Of course the gossip takes it from there and by the end of the day everyone is chatting about their theories of how involved this friendship actually is.

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Prince Dream/Palace Guard Hob

Dream [early 20s] uses his trusted personal guard Hob [40s] as a window into the lives of his subjects. At night when he bathes Hob stands in his room on the other side of a screen, watching the door and telling Dream stories. The laundress's new baby. The farmers' concern about the barley crop. The beekeeper's ongoing mead experiements.

One night Hob mentions offhand that the castle blacksmith has had it out for him ever since Hob fucked the blacksmith's son, a young man roughly Dream's age. Dream is. interested.

He asks for more detail. What did he look like? Who made the first move? Anytime Hob tries to skim over a detail, Dream makes him go back and recount it. 

Hob gets the gist quickly and, shameless as ever, tells the tale in explicit, filthy detail. He knows exactly what the soft, rhythmic splashing noises he can hear are. He tells Dream how the young man tasted when they first kissed, recounts the noises he made when Hob pushed him up against a wall and how it felt to grind his thigh between the boy's legs. How he fucked the sweet little cockslut bent over his own worktable while his father was away at market.

Soon Hob is hard in his trousers and Dream is whimpering behind him. A paper-thin screen is all that separates him from another desperate little slut.

Anon this is incredibly delicious and yummy.

The truth is, Dream has been lusting after his personal guard for several years now. He doesn't get a whole lot of contact with other people, so it's fair to say that his attention is fixated; he's a little bit obsessed. He dreams about Hob - his strong jaw and nose, the manly scent of him, his big rough hands. It's unbearable to know that Hob has been fucking other youths and hasn't given Dream the same attention! He didn't even push aside the screen and fuck Dream over his own bathtub when he clearly wanted to.

Well. Dream isn't a virgin - he's been well provided with willing young women and men to warm his bed. That's the trouble, though. They're young. So the next time the subject comes up with the manager of his household, Dream requests that his nighttime companions should be more... mature.

Dream smirks almost cruelly as he invites his newest companion into his bedroom - a man of around Hob’s age, bearded, dark haired. Hob’s hand hovers over his sword pommel. His expression doesn't change, but he almost radiates with jealousy. Dream sweetly tells him to step out and guard the door.

"I will be sure to tell you all about it in exquisite detail later, when I take my bath." Dream whispers. "And perhaps you will learn your lesson - do not keep me wanting, ever again."

Needless to say, Hob kicks the new 'companion' out through the door, and fucks his slutty prince against the windowsill so everyone can hear who the little royal whore really belongs to.

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Wild west dreamling marriage of convenience au. Hob is a young, beautiful widow, Dream is a saloon owner. Hob is struggling to provide for his son. Male omegas tend to be sterile but those who manage to birth children tend to be very fertile. So he's showered in offers, but not from good men. Aging childless men, or farmers who need workers, and some even outright asked if they could adopt Robin as Hob could always have another child. He refused them all, but anyone could see he's at the end of his rope. People were making bets on when he'd go into prostitution because jobs don't pay women and omegas much.

Enter Dream. His saloon earns decent money bc he doesn't sell watered down drinks but people commented the atmosphere just isn't it. No one appreciates goths /jk. He's seen Hob light up a room, and proposed: Hob marries Dream, uses his charm and entertainment skills to draw in more custom, and Dream will provide for his new wife and stepson. Hob is hesitant. He wants a bed warm from a spouse and a steady income, but he's terrified dream would be an abusive stepdad. Dream talks him into it, and on the wedding night shows Hob one of the many, many benefits of marrying him 😉

I love a good Western!! Dream being the dour, silent saloon owner who serves good drinks and never hesitates to throw a drunken fool out onto the street? Perfect. What he really needs for his saloon is someone to entertain and bring in the crowds. He could turn the upstairs into a brothel, but he's not a fan of all that. He wants good, wholesome entertainment - a singer, or a dancer.

Hob is a pretty darn good choice. He's nice to look at, he's got charisma, and he can sing, play banjo, and he deal with being heckled. He's a hard worker. Dream thinks the kid is pretty cute, too - he'd like to send young Robin to school so he can better himself. It's this that finally persuades Hob to marry Dream. He wants his son to have the very best. Hob never learned to read, but Robin will!

Hob is a little afraid that Dream might not even touch him in a sexual way. He's so quiet and he doesn't look at Hob much during their wedding ceremony. Even back at the saloon after, Dream doesn't have much to say. But he does make an effort to show Robin his new bedroom, helping Hob in getting him settled in for the night. And then he shows Hob the master bedroom.

Before he knows it, Hob’s wedding clothes are on the floor, his ankles are hooked over Dream’s shoulders, and he's being eaten out like he's an oasis in the desert. It's a revelation. Dream may not talk a lot, but he sure knows how to use his mouth in other ways. Hob might be addicted - he hadn't intended to act so wanton, but he's ready to beg for Dream to take him. Repeatedly.

Needless to say, the saloon is brightened up by Hob’s presence... and by the happy brood of children that he inevitably bears for Dream. Robin is a proud big brother, helping his siblings with their lessons. And Hob takes any opportunity he can to appreciate his husband fully! Dream sure does smile a lot more these days...

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So just found out that there are cruiselines specifically made for swingers and couples that just wanna get it on in the ship's rentable playroom and such. (Was sad that most of these require you to be in a couple, but I digress). Well, one of these lines is literally called Desire Cruises.

So picture this: Endless family making money in various areas. Desire's being the owning of said cruise line. And as much as they love to torment their older brother, it's getting really tired watching him fumble every person that comes his way.

So Desire offers Dream a VIP package on his latest and greatest liner, exclusively designed for singles that are ready to mingle (aka-Desire practically kidnaps and traps Dream on said ship to hopefully get his mope session fucked out of him).

Dream, of course, is not having a good time. All buttoned up on this warm, summer cruise, all black, all scowls. Some try approaching him, thinking it's a sort of persona or act. (Maybe he's just a brat, desperate for some training). It gets to the point where in just the first few days of the cruise, he's become infamous for being this cold, stand-offish guy who clearly shouldn't have been on this ship.

So Dream perches on a bar stool, drinking his sorrows away while people flirt topless (or clotheless) all around him (because of course Desire thought all the bars should be clothing optional area), when someone slides up on the stool next to him and just...starts talking. About nothing? Well, not /nothing/ but Dream's pretty sure no one attempts to pick someone up by going on a rant about the printing techniques Caxton utilized in his earlier years with the printing press. At least now one sane.

And Dream, despite himself, finds himself charmed by this stranger. His tanned skin and lovely dusting of hair over his chest and arms helps. And it's only after hours of leisurely chatting and exactly zero cheesy pick-up lines that Dream sees the first glint of a rougish smile. Followed closely by this man—Hob, he learns—asking if Dream would care to try out some of the other amenities this ship has.

Well. It would be a shame to not see everything this cruise has to offer, no? Like the fully stocked playrooms or lingere store or the soaker jet tub in Dream's VIP suite that looks over the water and has plenty of room for two.

Perhaps Dream owes Desire a thanks, after his cruise. Especially when he comes home, married on the final day of their voyage thanks to the onboard officiant, to one Robert Gadling, and has never looked happier a day in his life.

(And maybe, for their anniversary, Desire gives them tickets to his other cruise line, made for couples looking to spice things up. Hob's a bit of a cockslut, after all. Perhaps they'll find another nice couple that can help Dream keep his husband sated.)

I recently saw a video of someone recording the corridor on their cruise liner. The people across from them had their door COMPLETELY decorated with upside-down pineapples/swingers symbolism. I BET that Desire would decorate Dream’s cabin exactly like that. Lol.

Hob ended up on the cruise because he won a ticket in a raffle at work - he had NO idea it was a sex thing until he showed up. He didn't really mind, thinking that he could enjoy the amenities, maybe hook up once or twice. Then he saw the gorgeous, miserable looking Goth across the deck, and knew that he was absolutely fucked. It was the gorgeous Goth or nothing for Hob. It was easy enough to be respectful about it, and share some stuff about his work. If nothing else, Hob really wanted to at least come away from the cruise with an interesting new friend!

Well. He comes out of it with a husband. Which is unexpected, but very welcome indeed.

He'll never forget the way Dream took him out on the balcony, handcuffed him to the railing, and proceeded to fuck him all the way in the southern hemisphere as the sun set over the sea. It was probably the highlight of Hob’s life so far - he can't wait to make a million more memories just like that, with his husband.

He also has many more printing press facts to share, to its probably good that Dream is stuck with him legally!

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hello lesbians and bisexuals in my phone i think you may appreciate this one

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beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

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Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.

Ready, set, write!

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LONG POST AND I AM SO SORRY INSPIRED BY THESE :

https://www.tumblr.com/castielle-marie/716253487892201472?source=share

and also Keys to the Kingdom by command_query

I know that Hob and Death being friends throughout the ages is a thing but Desire and Hob being friends!!!

Dream's not the only one learning about humanity through Hob.

Desire is a more frequent companion than Hob's stranger, and they have adventures together.

Desire is right there with Hob through wars since his overwhelming emotion is the Desire to live and see the world.

Desire and Hob scandalizing people is their hobby and in their slow moments Hob waxes poetically about his beautiiful Stranger, "Oh you should see him, Des, like the stars themselves came down." And since Hob likes to also scandalize Desire, he adds, "Bet you he has a massive cock under all that prissiness." Desire abruptly disappears at this point.

Desire still conspires to trap Dream in the fishbowl and he misses 1989. Hob goes on the mother of all benders and in the aftermath, Hob is lying on the floor with Desire kneeling beside him and for this first time in their existence, Desire feels fear, because Hob, in the deepest depth of his heart, feels the desire to die. Desire can already see Death, Despair, and Delirium in their periphery.

So Desire asks their oldest friend, "Do you still want to live, Robert Gadling?"

I love the potential of the Desire + Hob friendship. Because out of all the Endless, if any of them truly own him, doesn't Desire have the greatest claim? Hob is marked out by his sheer blood minded desire to survive. He's had Desire on his shoulder for his whole life.

Imagine the bitterness that Desire feels when their chosen, favourite human ends up in Dream’s pocket. Not only that but Hob desires Dream from the very second that they meet. Desire is disgusted, but it only makes Hob more fascinating. What a strange little triangle they make. And all the times that Desire ends up with Hob in their bed, or sharing his deepest secrets and most treasured thoughts, their friendship is always shadowed by the want that Hob wants Dream.

In 1989 Hob ends up with the whole lot of the Endless standing around him. Delirium shooting through his veins, Despair in his heart, Destiny and Death on either shoulder. Even Destruction is there, although its really self-destruction... and Desire, of course, is holding Hob’s hand. All of the Endless except for the one that Hob really wants.

And all Desire wants is to go back to the good old days, when they and Hob would go bar hopping or purse snatching or storytelling. They realise that they miss their friend, and that they'd give anything - even stupid, ridiculous Dream - to get him back...

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✨💖Positivity chain! List 5 to 10 things that make you smile and explain why! Then send this to others to let them know they make you smile✨💖

Oooh I love this kind of thing, so let's see :

1- Books/reading : it's magical, I don't have any other words. You can vividly hallucinate other worlds and make connexion with living (and dead) beings, just by looking at abstract signs tattooed on a dead piece of wood. I love it.

2- Sewing : I come from a family of seamstresses and it make me feel close to them. I'm proud to be able to make garment for me and the ones I love.

3- Seeing a notification of @gabessquishytum pop up on my phone. Even if I kinda lost the hyperfixation I had on the sandman, it always reminds me of the community we have on their blog and the friends I made thanks to that.

4- My cat. He's majestic, he's beautiful, he's an idiot. I love him with all my heart and he's the only reason I'm still here. I don't know what I would do without him.

5- My best friend posting pictures on social media. She went to the other side of the world when we were barely 20, and she managed to build a whole new life there despite everything she went through. She's the strongest person I know and I'm so proud of her.

6- Acting. I'm currently in a drama school and it's the best decision I've ever made. There is something that makes me feel so alive when I'm on stage.

7- My family. We are far from perfect, full of traumas and flaws, incapable of saying we love each other, but I know we do and that there is nothing we wouldn't do for one another.

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"A breathtaking masterpiece of 1920’s couture by legendary designer Sadie Nemser. Composed of aquamarine silk velvet and metallic silver lace, adorned with hand made ribbon flowers, beads and pearls."

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I don’t know if I’ve spelled it out on tumblr yet, but I want to talk about The Mammal List. 

The Mammal List is something I came up with when I was in a mental health intensive outpatient program four(!!) years ago. The premise is that we are at our core animals, and if I consider myself the way I’d consider a pet cat, I’m much more likely to practice good self-care:

1. Mammals need food. Eat something! If the Hellbeast doesn’t pass judgment on a piece of cheese, neither should you. (She also eats anything small enough to fit in her mouth, so be judicious in that respect. Food is good. Lint is not.)

2. Mammals need hydration. Drink something! It doesn’t have to be water. It could be delicious tuna juice. You’re a discerning creature. I trust you. 

3. Mammals need sleep. Make a soft nest and let yourself enjoy it. Knead it until it’s comfortable. Let yourself rest as long as you need. Just existing is hard. You’ve earned a break. 

4. Mammals need movement. Take your precious body and do something. Don’t hurt yourself. Be kind.

5. Mammals need stimulation. Treat yourself to a new jingle ball or mousie toy. Get a bird feeder and stare at it. Let yourself really enjoy it. Play is in your nature.

6. Mammals need socialization. I know this one is particularly difficult these days, but if you don’t keep reaching out, you’re going to forget yourself and start biting people. 

7. Mammals need cleanliness. Nobody likes scooping the litterbox, but it has to be done. Don’t forget your own body. Make your fur shine. Treat yourself as the luminous creature you are. 

And most important of all: don’t feel guilty. This isn’t about deserving (although you do deserve it). You’re an animal and you need these things to survive, and I very much want you to survive.