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5b: Special guest star: Crystal Reed
6b: Special guest star: Dylan O'Brien
I’m not crying, you are.
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Leaked scene from the next Spider-Man movie
Ned: PETER, MJ, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!
*Pete and MJ run over to Ned and see that he's on YouTube*
MJ: Ugh...you're watching "The Miss Marvel Show"?
Ned: HEY, Kamala Khan is a wonderful vlogger! Way better than that PewDiePie guy. Seriously, where's her "Scare Miss Marvel" YouTube Red show-
Peter: Ned, focus!
Ned: Right, sorry. Look at the title of her latest vlog.
MJ (reading out loud): "SPIDER-MAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!"
Peter: *starts sweating as Ned plays the video*
Kamala: Hey, what up YouTube! It's yo girl, K-Khan aka Miss Mar-VEL, with another update on NYC's newest superhero, Spider-Man! Or should I say, Spider-Hunk. Seriously, dat ass, I can't.
MJ: *rolls her eyes*
Ned: *chuckles*
Peter: *checks his butt and shrugs*
Kamala: Anyways, my followers have pointed me to this video that's currently blowing up on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr...seriously, everyone's going insane! Let's watch!
*cut to another video, which is some guy recording Spider-Man on his phone. Peter jumps down into an alley, where we see Michelle waiting for him. It's unclear what they're talking about but it ends with MJ lifting Peter's mask halfway up and kissing him on the lips*
Kamala: DAMN SON, WHO IS THAT MYSTERIOUS GIRL AND HOW DID SHE LAND A GUY LIKE SPIDER-MAN!
Ned: *clicks off of video* Guys, care to explain what I just saw?
Peter and MJ: ...
MJ: ...he said his lips were itchy so I scratched them...with my mouth.
Peter: *facepalms*
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Me @ ppl who said they don’t like Spider-man Homecoming™
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What would happen if you hit Dean with your car?
Luck
“Dean!” Sam bellowed, running to the middle of the street where his brother was on lying the ground.
“Son of a bitch, Sammy. Talk about bad luck.” Dean held his side and shifted so he could look down his body, checking for other injuries.
“I am so��sorry! Oh my God, are you okay?!” You scrambled out of your car, crouching down next to the man you’d just run into with your car - the stunningly handsome man, you noticed.
“No I am not-” Dean twisted and snarled up at you until he saw your eyes. “I - I - yeah, I’m fine.” He puffed out his chest and winced as a sharp pain shot through his ribs.
“One of your ribs is probably broken. Will you please let me take you to the hospital?” You shook your head, not believing you’d been so oblivious to him walking into the street.
“Not a chance. I’m fine, sweetheart. Been through a hell of a lot worse than this.” He forced a smile. “What were you doin’ anyway? How’d ya miss me? I was… right in the middle of the street.”
“I - um… my boyfriend just broke up with me. I couldn’t exactly see what was going on. You know, through the tears and all…” Your eyes fell to the pavement below Dean. He and his brother shared a look, Dean showing hopefulness, Sam appearing as though he couldn’t believe his brother was still acting this way after he’d just been hit by a car.
“Well, it’s alright.” Dean shrugged. “No hard feelings, really. I’m Dean Winchester, by the way. This is my brother Sammy.”
“Sam.” The taller of the two grunted in disapproval.
“I’m Y/N. Nice to meet you, I guess. Just call me if you need anything. Please. Anything at all.” You watched as Sam gripped his brother’s hand and pulled him up to standing - er, leaning, really - against the classic black car behind them. You gave a shy wave and folded yourself back into your car, backing away slowly and watching the Winchesters bantering in your rearview mirror.
“Son of a bitch, Sammy. Talk about good luck.” Dean winked at his brother and limped around to the passenger side, climbing in and fiddling with the little slip of paper that held your name and phone number, a little black heart scrawled beside it.
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All these grown ass adults complaining about Marvel are whining like babies about diversity when their target audience is kids.
Kids are the ones reading these comics, specifically young girls, kids of color, and LGBT children. These comics are for them, so they don’t care if it’s “pandering” “shoed in” or “ruining” your white male heroes. Y’all are acting like pissbabies worst than the bronies.
If you don’t like them, then ignore it. Go read about Tony Stark or Captain America or something. You white dudes have billions of heroes to relate to.
Stop acting selfish and let young girls, kids of color and queer and trans kids have their heroes.
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Snapchats from boyfriend!tom 😍
these make me emotional -L xoxo
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Seeing Dylan O’Brien’s name as a special guest star instead of in the opening credits
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“I swear to God, McCall, if you don’t get Dunbar out here in three this will be your last day as assistant coach.” “This is my last day as assistant coach.” “I can still dock your pay.” “I’m a volunteer. You want my whistle?” “Who gave you a whistle?”
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