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Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

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Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

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Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

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His face when he realized he was about to fall

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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.

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Isn't it often so in life? We brace ourselves for the worst, for the jagged edges of heartbreak and and pain and loss. We build our armor for winter’s chill. Pain, after all, is predictable. But joy? Joy is the ambush. Rarely are we ready for how deeply happiness can carve into the soul. The most exquisite moments — rare flashes of goodness and warmth and belonging — they wound us because they show us what is possible, and then they pass, leaving in their wake wounds that never fully scar. There always seems to be blood at the seams. This is a wound that joy alone can inflict — a wound more subtle, more enduring than the bruises of sorrow. There is courage in facing pain. But there is greater courage in letting joy in, knowing it will not stay.

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bring his ass to a simmer

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you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit

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Source

Source

“Detainee under 18”

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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that