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it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them

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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

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can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

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🌈 HAPPY PRIDE FROM THE QUEERS OF 9-1-1 🌈

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"And I did." Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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The thistlesprings

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you guys wanna go to basrar’s?

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were you:

☑️ sent by someone??? (who wanted ME dEAD?)

did you:

☑️ sleep with a gun? (underNEATH our bed???)

were you:

☑️ writing a boᵒᵏ????

☑️ a SLEEPER CELL SPY?

in 50 years will all this be declassified?

🔘 (yes)

⚪️ (no)

and you’ll

confess why you did it (500 words or less)

_________________________________

and I’ll say:

☑️ good riddance!

☑️ it wasn’t SEXy once it wasn’t forbidden

I would’ve:

⬜️ DIED for your SINS

☑️ just died inside

and you:

⬜️ deserve prison

☑️ won’t get time

you’ll:

☑️ slide into INboxes

☑️ slip through the BARS

you:

☑️ crashed my party (and your rental car)

☑️ said “normal girls were boring 🤪”

☑️ were gone by the morning

☑️ kicked out the stage lights

☑️ are still performing

and in plain sight you:

☑️ hid

but you are:

☑️ what you did

and I’ll:

☑️ forget you

⬜️ forgive

Signature:

the smallest man who ever lived…

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the fandom: the meaning of a black dog is a way of referring to feelings of depression. The black dog also is a supernatural hellhound originating from English folklore that has also been seen throughout Europe and the Americas. It can also represent hallucinations.

taylor: I tracked his location

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post-battle selfie

[Image Description: Selfie of the Bad Kids from Dimension 20's "Fantasy High" posted on Gorgug's Instagram. The post is tagged in Elmville and liked by account "hootgrowl" and others. It's captioned, "see you at basrar's."

Clockwise from top left: Riz gives thumbs up, Adaine throws a peace sign, Kristen rocks a sign of the horns, Fabian gestures with a hand on Kristen's shoulder, Fig leans up into frame, and Gorgug angles the camera as he takes the selfie. End ID]

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Sometimes a family is a werewolf, his niece, his adopted daughter, his girlfriend, his girlfriend's griffin, his girlfriend's daughter, his girlfriend's daughter's friend who just moved in one day (who is the ex of his niece), the kid his girlfriend's daughter (and his adopted daughter, and his girlfriend's daughter's friend) killed once, that kid's mom, the demon who lives inside the kid's mom, the resident ghost, the resident ghost's ghost rat, the werewolf's girlfriend's daughter's girlfriend (but only through a magic portal door), his adopted daughter's no-longer-evil sister, said sister's fifteen cats, two kidnapped adopted butter jellies, an invisible dog, and a frog.

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Incorrect Evan Buckley

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Zuko, immediately after making every decision he’s ever made throughout his life:

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'You, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares' — maybe the bad kids don't get special treatment, maybe they love each other with such intense ferocity that the lengths they would go to for each other transcend their real lives. Fabian picked up his sword again to save Adaine, Fig was willing to burn their only proof of Kalina and risk failing the year if it meant Riz wouldn't be sad, the first thing that Kristen ever does at Aguefort is to ask Gorgug if he's okay. Maybe they aren't getting special treatment that Kipperlilly has to put an end to, maybe they have just never seen each other as dispensible.

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brennan lee mulligan: bobby dawn is a southern televangelist for a bigoted religion who's gonna teach religion at a school with kids who work from tons of different denominations where he's gonna hold borderline sermons in class, triggering deep religious trauma from students, take away aid that's been given to neurodivergent students, fail students on personal grounds, and ignore a teenager breaking down crying in his office over something he did

us: wow he's the worst. he literally can't get any worse

brennan lee mulligan, about to reveal that he's also a groomer: hohoho

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brennan lee mulligan: bobby dawn is a southern televangelist for a bigoted religion who's gonna teach religion at a school with kids who work from tons of different denominations where he's gonna hold borderline sermons in class, triggering deep religious trauma from students, take away aid that's been given to neurodivergent students, fail students on personal grounds, and ignore a teenager breaking down crying in his office over something he did

us: wow he's the worst. he literally can't get any worse

brennan lee mulligan, about to reveal that he's also a groomer: hohoho