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He catches sight of her first, and smiles. He doesn’t sit still though, and quickly moves on to a room full of stuff, it would appear. File folders, papers, things that looked important, everywhere. His for the taking, he thought.

He grabbed a few of the ones that looked important, and would have grabbed more if he didn’t see the commander walk by just then. He hid under the table and waited for him to pass by, hoping that maybe he could lure him in through the missing items.

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He thought for a moment, putting his hand on his chin. “Mmmm… nope. Sounds good to me.” he said, giving her a thumbs up. “If I hear shots though, I’ll be there in a heartbeat.”

He then checked out his plasma rifles once more, and stood in the doorway, far enough away so as not to open it up. In front of him was yet another swastika on the wall, which he almost spit on.

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He heard the thump and smiled. It was inconspicuous, but he knew what the sound was, and hearing it was enough. He didn’t really know who she had felled though, if he did he might feel bad for making her do the hard work. But regardless, he continued on, and snuck up some steps.

After getting up the steps, he sees her handiwork down below, and smiles. “Next one’s on me.” he thought, as he found his next victim, snoozing off on a bench. He crawls under the bench, and puts the knife into his neck between the rungs of the bench.

Welcome to Der Mond

He thought for a moment, putting his hand on his chin. “Mmmm… nope. Sounds good to me.” he said, giving her a thumbs up. “If I hear shots though, I’ll be there in a heartbeat.”

He then checked out his plasma rifles once more, and stood in the doorway, far enough away so as not to open it up. In front of him was yet another swastika on the wall, which he almost spit on.

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Blazkowicz himself started to slither into the area. Quite a few of them around, that’s for sure. But luckily, Johanna had felled at least one of them so far, a commander specifically. If she hadn’t, the commander would have seen him, called for backup and then it’d be chaos. Nah, he’ll save that for later.

He snuck up behind an unsuspecting regular soldier and knifed him right in his spinal cord, killing him almost instantly, and dragging the body off somewhere under a table, which had various scientific instruments on it. He then took the helmet the man had for himself, and put it on his head, to prepare for the encounter with the super soldier.

Welcome to Der Mond

He thought for a moment, putting his hand on his chin. “Mmmm… nope. Sounds good to me.” he said, giving her a thumbs up. “If I hear shots though, I’ll be there in a heartbeat.”

He then checked out his plasma rifles once more, and stood in the doorway, far enough away so as not to open it up. In front of him was yet another swastika on the wall, which he almost spit on.

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His head hurt, quite a lot actually. It was hard for him to believe what he was actually seeing, which happened to be a winged unicorn with a crown and very strange wavy mane. He didn’t expect the being in front of him to respond, let alone in English. And she had to be at least 30 feet tall... or maybe he was just lying on the ground.

He decided to stand up. The man was quite tall, 6 foot 4 inches, and was quite muscular as well. Still though, she was bigger than him by virtue of being an equine, and her horn looked especially long, so he mentally noted to not anger her... her name was Celestia.

After realizing that a considerable amount had just passed and that he was standing in front of royalty, probably slack jawed, he went on his knees, and bowed. “Uh, my name is William J. Blazkowicz, your majesty.”

"Who are you? What is this place? What... are you?"

Celestia had no words for what she was seeing, how long has it been? Thousands of years since she wandered into the mirror? Seeing a Human. After a bit she straightened herself and smiled a bit.

“My name is Princess Celestia of the Equestrian Nation, I am a Alicorn dear Stranger.”

‘Deep breaths and act professional… it got you though much worse.’

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“I might have made my way in through a ventilation duct, but I don’t think it’ll be too hard to make a way out if we have to. That being said, yeah, follow me.” he told him. “I have some members of the resistance with some helicopters where I’m going. This place doesn’t have any anti-air stuff, so it’s safe for us, hehe.” he said, charging through the corridors, evading soldiers where possible.

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“Don’t smash everything!” Blazkowicz said, turning to fire at the new wave of Nazi cannon fodder. “We can steal at least some of their shit, can’t we? I think a little game of keepaway is always fun!” he said, as he fired upon the soldiers.

While Tormoned hacked away at the computers, BJ was turning this wave of Nazis into a fine, red, burning paste. This grenade launcher launched grenades that were both fragmentation and incendiary! And oh did he enjoy using it. It fired three of the things at once, and absolutely splattered the human enemies and sent the super soldiers flying and burning. While he was indeed having fun, he was also horrified that any human being would produce such a weapon, just adding another reason to hate these damn Nazi assholes.

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He thought for a moment, putting his hand on his chin. “Mmmm... nope. Sounds good to me.” he said, giving her a thumbs up. “If I hear shots though, I’ll be there in a heartbeat.”

He then checked out his plasma rifles once more, and stood in the doorway, far enough away so as not to open it up. In front of him was yet another swastika on the wall, which he almost spit on.

Welcome to Der Mond

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“Don’t smash everything!” Blazkowicz said, turning to fire at the new wave of Nazi cannon fodder. “We can steal at least some of their shit, can’t we? I think a little game of keepaway is always fun!” he said, as he fired upon the soldiers.

While Tormoned hacked away at the computers, BJ was turning this wave of Nazis into a fine, red, burning paste. This grenade launcher launched grenades that were both fragmentation and incendiary! And oh did he enjoy using it. It fired three of the things at once, and absolutely splattered the human enemies and sent the super soldiers flying and burning. While he was indeed having fun, he was also horrified that any human being would produce such a weapon, just adding another reason to hate these damn Nazi assholes.

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He puts his hand on his chin for a moment. “Sure, but don’t get spotted by that super soldier. Once that thing starts firing, everyone’s gonna be aware of your presence. It’s bad news all around. And the weapon it has is pretty nasty, I’ve used one before.” he says.

“Like I said, kill the commanders first. They’re the ones with the power to call for backup. Usually there’s two of them in an area, like the one we were just in. Don’t try your luck with the super soldiers though if you don’t have to.” he tells her.

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“Well, maybe I can ask him all those questions myself later. As for the moonwalk… well, be careful what you wish for. Pretty they don’t have the fancy gravity things on the surface.”

He goes over to the door, for it to automatically open, to a short hallway with another door at the end of it. “Boring.” he said aloud. “Anyway… back to business.”

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“I have a feeling stealth isn’t going to be an option for this one. That super solider isn’t something you can take down so easy, unless you are one yourself for... whatever reason.” he says. “But, I think I got a plan for this.”

“I’m gonna go in, and rain hell on that super solider, and you put plasma between some Nazi eyeballs. Or sharpened sticks. I just think going in guns blazing will work better this time. Just kill the commanders as soon as possible, alright?” he says.

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“Well, maybe I can ask him all those questions myself later. As for the moonwalk… well, be careful what you wish for. Pretty they don’t have the fancy gravity things on the surface.”

He goes over to the door, for it to automatically open, to a short hallway with another door at the end of it. “Boring.” he said aloud. “Anyway… back to business.”

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“Find two of those fuckers.” he says, taking it, and looking it over. “Then we’ll take this place apart like a broken fucking car at a chop shop.” he said. “This looks like something the super soldiers would use. Looks like we had a hopeful in their ranks.”

“Well, since I now have this here big fucking gun, we should be able to prevent any Nazis from entering the place, whole anyway. Be sure to take inventory of the shit you don’t want the Nazis to have. Or don’t, the less toys these assholes have, the better.”

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“Can you try and stay with me!?” he complained. All this shit was going down and he wasn’t a part of it, after all. “What’s with that look on your face? You didn’t find another one of those things did you? You should put some of that C4 on there I think before the power station.” he suggests.

While he talks, he takes an opportunity to reload his weapons. “I know how I got in here, but are we gonna go blow up the portal thing first, or get you back home? I got a feeling you don’t wanna be here right now, dude.”

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“Alright, so we blow up all the Nazi shit. That sounds like a damn good plan to me.” he said, with a bloodthirsty smile to boot. “Since you seem to know more about this portal shit, perhaps we can put some of the important Nazi shit into those short lived portals, so that way there is no chance of theme recovering it.” he suggested.

He then rummages through the carnage to recover some ammo from the dead before them. “Oooh, food rations. I’ll take all of those. I’ll take the cakes in a can too. And shotgun shells.” he says to himself. “By the way, before we do that, load up on everything. You might even be able to make an improvised explosive with all the shit these Nazis are armed to the teeth with.”

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“Can you try and stay with me!?” he complained. All this shit was going down and he wasn’t a part of it, after all. “What’s with that look on your face? You didn’t find another one of those things did you? You should put some of that C4 on there I think before the power station.” he suggests.

While he talks, he takes an opportunity to reload his weapons. “I know how I got in here, but are we gonna go blow up the portal thing first, or get you back home? I got a feeling you don’t wanna be here right now, dude.”

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“I’d rather not imagine it yet. I’d rather stay off the surface if I have to.” he comments. “I’ve already had quite enough of not being on my own planet. I’d rather not be on a small rock that’s full of Nazis.”

He goes through, and sees some soldiers walking around. He counts about 8 this time around, and with a super soldier and a few commanders to boot, and goes and reports it to Johanna. “Looks like we have quite a bit more company than last time. Keep your guns loaded.”

Welcome to Der Mond

“Well, maybe I can ask him all those questions myself later. As for the moonwalk… well, be careful what you wish for. Pretty they don’t have the fancy gravity things on the surface.”

He goes over to the door, for it to automatically open, to a short hallway with another door at the end of it. “Boring.” he said aloud. “Anyway… back to business.”

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“Can you try and stay with me!?” he complained. All this shit was going down and he wasn’t a part of it, after all. “What’s with that look on your face? You didn’t find another one of those things did you? You should put some of that C4 on there I think before the power station.” he suggests.

While he talks, he takes an opportunity to reload his weapons. “I know how I got in here, but are we gonna go blow up the portal thing first, or get you back home? I got a feeling you don’t wanna be here right now, dude.”

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“Well, maybe I can ask him all those questions myself later. As for the moonwalk... well, be careful what you wish for. Pretty they don’t have the fancy gravity things on the surface.”

He goes over to the door, for it to automatically open, to a short hallway with another door at the end of it. “Boring.” he said aloud. “Anyway... back to business.”

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“Fucking miniguns? I can believe it. I’d like to meet em. I know some people say I’m a big huge Nazi killing machine, but I think I’d like to meet the real owner of that title. Don’t care if he’s a Red or not either.”

“Maybe deeper in the facility. Where there’s less glass and/or vital pipes delivering oxygen. But a moonwalk would be nice with the proper outfits. Speaking of, there’s the next door.” he said, pointing towards it. “It’s got green lights atop it. Just like the one we came in.”

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“Yeah, hiding the bodies is a good idea. And yes, those fucking super soldiers are that big. And I’d say the guns they carry are way worse than the one your Russian comrade carries. Something tells me you shouldn’t tell him I said that though.” he commented.

He goes through the commander’s back pocket and finds some punch cards, probably for some sort of computer. “Eh, might be useful.” he said pocketing them. He then drags the commander’s body under a pipe used to ventilate the facility.

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“50 to 60 Nazis? I can handle that. That’s fucking nothing. Just keep quiet, you might be able to sneak past them. I’d like to level this place while they’re inside. Then it wouldn’t matter how many of em’ there are.” he said.

“But before we do any of that shit, we gotta steal whatever stuff they’re working on here. And I’m quite sure the shit in the hangar isn’t it. But I have a feeling that artifact of ours might actually be a part of a whole... something. I dunno... I just get the feeling. I’ve dealt with shit like that before.”

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“Just don’t compare me to Nazis or hurt my friends. Guaranteed you’ll stay on my good side then buddy.” he said. He then sighed as Toromoned ran off. He probably found some more Nazis to kill, if the bullets coming at him were any indication. It didn’t take long to catch up with him.

He then looked at the sphere. “What the fuck is that?” he asked himself out loud. “Whatever that thing is I’m not touching it with my bare hands. Don’t want it fucking explode in my face or some shit.” he said. “Oh! Uh… I’m sure the Nazi assholes have some way to contain that shit…” he said, as he looked around.

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“He names his guns? Yeah, that’s probably why you should tell him I said that about a Nazi gun. Something tells me his hatred of the Nazis might just go beyond your medic guy’s...”

“Like I said, dual wielding is for super soldiers. They’re big ass targets, not hard to hit, and they can hit you really damn hard if you’re not careful. Explosives are obviously the best best against it, but... I don’t think we should be causing explosions on the Moon...”

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“Yeah, hiding the bodies is a good idea. And yes, those fucking super soldiers are that big. And I’d say the guns they carry are way worse than the one your Russian comrade carries. Something tells me you shouldn’t tell him I said that though.” he commented.

He goes through the commander’s back pocket and finds some punch cards, probably for some sort of computer. “Eh, might be useful.” he said pocketing them. He then drags the commander’s body under a pipe used to ventilate the facility.