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These infuriating UI inputs are just hilarious…

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Days seem like weeks to me. Days are weeks. Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman

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Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain

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cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

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Aaaand I'm reviving this blog only to post my septicart thingy because I'm really proud of it :D

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you can only reblog this today

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@therealjacksepticeye

Have some chill Sam  <3

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Mad hatter cosplay yeay! This was so much fun ~ no make up and not... ginger enough hair but for a test it turned out pretty good :)

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★ 007 + text posts ★ {Pt. 3: Q}

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But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”

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@sathinfection recced me Carry On, I’ve read it yesterday and then felt massive need to draw my favourite scene ahhh

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Mad Knave by Ketlingr

I made a thing for @rose-de-noire 

Ship names requested!

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Cause it amuses me Amazing art by xiao-speck

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so uhm i’ve been playing pokemon go for a week and I’m disappointed with myself that THIS DIDN’T CROSS MY MIND EARLIER ?? in my defence, I’ve been working fulltime all weekend. (also, hah, it’s ironic isn’t it?? that Mello is a fire-type trainer??? we all know how it will end don’t we)

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One of the things I love about the American Gods adaptation is that it’s made me realize how ridiculous “Shadow Moon” is as a name. It’s like “Hi, my name is Shadow Darkness Dementia Moon.”

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Captain America at Disneyland signing with a deaf guest.

This is so important!