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Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.
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It would honestly be beneficial; not if the US split into 5 nations, but if there were allowed to elect 5 presidents as a cabinet with no official singular leader.
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#hope he was open to interperation
is he … you know … open to interpretation?
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A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
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Unauthorized Mario artwork with a paraphrased Bible quote, seen on the back of a vehicle in New York.
#its supposed to be a living testament#the book of revelations indicates the end of days#every news headline is really just another entry into the book of revelations
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Thanks bud. 🥰
My dog died recently and I could really use a hug. Had her for almost 14 years. 🥺
Awwwwwww I'm sorry uncle *gives you a big soft hug*
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the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads
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Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress
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Web article about dogs: ...don't worry, just cuddle up with Fido
Me: THAT'S A SLUR!!! 😡
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