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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

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why is emoji kitchen so funny for no reason this one was so surprising it made me laugh out loud

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low key i feel that the vileness of the enemy is often understated

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problematic hope gap

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proudly showing off my "ultra rare limited edition one of a kind labubu" and it's very clearly a severed human hand on a chain

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honestly you all are so annoying because motherhood IS interesting but fandom people are simultaneously obsessed with deciding that every woman has motherly qualities and completely disinterested in actually exploring motherhood as a role that informs a character. I do think exploring a character being a mother can be wildly interesting if they are canonically one, but because of misogyny, people just view motherhood as a totally unremarkable naturalized state that all women must inhabit!

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Got his ass

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rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

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this is specifically after that poe quest

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my white ass is not immune to the nostalgia of viva la vida by coldplay

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gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

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Arguments with your mom can never just be about one thing it always has to be about your entire life and her parents and your siblings n shit under the guise of like, somebody needing to do the dishes

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It also takes art to restore old paintings that look like scabs...

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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many on here need to be learning this lesson

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I'm so glad to see AO3 making it absolutely clear that none of these things are allowed to even be HINTED at.

Here's some of the language from the new post about AO3's police on commercial promotion:

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There is a wide variety of things that are not allowed under AO3's non-commercialization rules.

Any other language which one might interpret as requesting or having requested financial contributions, whether for yourself or others. This covers indirect references, euphemisms, or other language intended to get around the TOS. Some examples of this include:

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