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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

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Just found out that the dietary calorie is still measured by burning food in a "bomb calorimeter" and then measuring the heat produced. There's no solid evidence that this method is at all equivalent to how our bodies process food (an entirely different chemical process from combustion), the accuracy of this system has been disputed for as long as it's existed, and there are no available alternatives

There are 4800 calories in a kilogram of dry sawdust even though wood is completely indigestible to humans, because calories don't measure nutritional value, just how well something burns

Nutritional "science" is pure bullshit

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FFAs be like:

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you ever say "i love fat men" and then people come out of the woodworks all "yeah i love a little bit of a belly" or like "i love a guy who's fat but also strong as hell" and like. do you guys actually love fat men or do you only like it if there's some other condition present. because when i say "i love fat men" i do mean like 300+ pounds big love handles doesn't work out deep navel gets sweaty easily cellulite and stretch marks big boobs men. and i think if you exclude that i'm willing to gatekeep the phrase "i love fat men" from you because you're clearly not dedicated to The Cause.

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boys are meant to be eye candy and get fat.

i don’t make the rules

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Thought it was time to update my pic as my previous one was years old lol

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Stunning 😍😍

Feels like I’ve been sliming down lately what yall think

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I got deactivated again!🎉🎈🥳

Pretty transphobic/fatphobic of tumblr if you ask me (honestly not joking lol) BUT! We persevere 😤 Because honestly the queer feedist community on tumblr is v beloved to me and I can't stay away.

Please reblog so I can find my old mutuals!! I miss you all 😭

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Part 2

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yes trans people can be hot and sexy and cute but most importantly they're normal. yes fat people can be hot and sexy and cute but most importantly they're normal.

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The UK proposed Gaza ceasefire amendment failed to pass. 125 voted yes and 293 voted no.

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listen to me. if you're fucking a fat boy silly there is really truly nothing more important than this you HAVE to grab the tummy. harder than that. growl a little bit when you do it. chomp if you have to (you do). i believe in you

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If you can say yes to all of these, you're the perfect size 🥰

How you know you have a really fat belly:

It slaps against your thighs when you climb stairs.

When you roll over to the side, it follows you with some delay.

It's the first part of you to enter the room

When you walk, it doesn't jiggle. It sways from left to right.

When you do a selfie, it takes up about 85% of the picture.

It fills out the entire sink.

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Seriously

need a morbidly obese nerd to sit on me i think that would fix all my problems

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Gluttony is cute and you should give into it more. Stuff your face now and worry about clothes fitting later. 💗