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POKÉMON SNAP IS BACK, BABY!

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YO LISTEN UP HERE’S A STORY–

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when you have big shoes

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Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand"

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some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

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source: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1014130605370963.1073741833.762908617159831&type=3

I’M CRYING I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY USED SPARK AS THE UNAWARE POKEMON GO PLAYER

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Still fancy that cup of soup, now?

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Alolan weaponry is made of incredibly durable wood and the teeth of carnivorous sea Pokémon such as Sharpedo. Aegislash in Alola are created by water spirits inhabiting these weapons. Contrary to its Kalosian counterpart, the Alolan Aegislash, by wrapping its sashes around the arms of its wielder, bestows the strength of the raging tides!

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basically the same

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IM A BIT LATE ON THIS MEME BUT FUCK IT HERE YOU GO.

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Morty, you got to catch ‘em all Morty,