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Guess who's back with more translations! 😁💕

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No but I just realised how offended Nicky was lmao like HOW DARE YOU bABE - DO WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SLEEP TALK ALL NIGHT??

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Nicky's sass standing there with his hands in his pockets scalding his husband for going to see Booker fucking sent me sky high. Joe looking like he was about to burst into tears?? Omg give me strength. It would have taken everything and more for him to tell Nicky that he needed 'alone time' to cover up the fact he was visiting Booker. Nicky was like, alone time?? Every morning for a thousand years without fail he tells me how much he has missed me while we were sleeping - alone time my ass... Nile, girl, get in the car....

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first you're like "the doctor is autistic" and then you're like "weeellllll they are an alien so that could explain their behavior" and then you see how the other time lords act and you loop back to "the doctor is autistic"

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sometimes i think about how eliot spencer in any other font would be such an annoying character. like he's the gruff, ex-military, man pain guy who gets all the girls. and then they said no! he's a thoughtful and kind man who children love and who has an absolutely mind-obliterating insane amount of ptsd. and he's got long hair, jewelry, and probably some sort of pronouns situation. and he's almost certainly in a sort of queerplatonic throuple with an adhd genius and the most autistic woman(?) alive. what a character

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They should comb their hair🙄🙄

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Yusuf turns in time to see Nicolo pull his sword from the torso of the last attacker. The mercenary stumbles backward, a look of astonishment on his face, and crumples to the ground in an unnatural sprawl. Death is rarely graceful, Yusuf has learned; nor is grievous injury. He sees Nicolo collapse to his knees.

Yusuf hurries to Nicolo’s side, catching him just as he sways to fall. “Hush,” Yusuf says fervently, as though Nicolo had spoken. “It is done. We are safe again.”

Nicolo’s eyes are closed, his mouth open as he pants softly, and Yusuf is glad of the sound, relieved to hear it. Blood runs sluggishly from the corner of Nicolo’s mouth; blood stains his tunic where it is slashed and torn; blood and dirt are caked under his nails as he twists his fingers in Yusuf’s shirt.

“Rest,” Yusuf whispers. “You are healing.”

“It does not feel so,” Nicky mumbles, and his eyelids flutter open. He frowns, grimacing, annoyed. “Such godforsaken children," he manages. "They fight like chickens.”

Yusuf feels his eyebrows rise. “Like chickens.”

“Scrabbling in the dirt.” Nicolo winces.

“You arm your chickens in Genoa?”

Nicky lets out an unsteady breath and turns his face against Yusuf’s chest. “Do not be absurd.”

Of everything that has happened, Yusuf saw only the mercenaries coming. The mercenaries always come. But this—this man, painfully mending in the safety of his arms, trusting him with the slowly-receding agony of his body . . . Yusuf feels his eyes burn. “You are the absurd one,” he says weakly, his voice cracking.

Nicolo unclenches his hand from Yusuf’s shirt and clumsily pats him on the arm. “A volley for the ages,” he murmurs.

Laughter spills from Yusuf’s lips, and he thinks aloud. “How I love you,” he confesses.

Nicolo goes very still, then pulls back from Yusuf with great effort, peers up at him, blinking once, twice. “You do?”

Yusuf sighs and shakes his head. What is to do be done about this now? There is no longer any lie he could tell. “Yes.”

The corner of Nicolo’s mouth twitches. “This is how you tell me?”

“You are a thankless son of a goat,” Yusuf says firmly.

“But I love you,” says Nicolo, and Yusuf laughs brokenly again, Nicolo an infuriating, precious weight in his arms.

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Wake up TOG besties, new pics dropped!

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This is the HOTTEST the BADASSEST and the MOMMIEST a woman has ever looked

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theyve ruined my life. i cant keep going like this

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Effie and Katniss joined the games with the idea of saving their little sisters

Peeta and Haymitch joined the games with the idea of saving the girls they loved

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did anyone else get so obsessed with the old guard movie about those sad immortal fucks that they read the source material? bc i did and the comics are amazing. if u love the movie u will love the original too! an adaptation for the ages the movie rly honored the comics and builds on them. it was lovely to see

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Part 85

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First Look At "The Old Guard 2", Coming July 2nd, 2025

Source: Netflix

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Nicky: *handing out freshly baked cookies*

Nicky, to Joe: This one is shaped like a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Joe: *sobbing on the floor*

Nicky, to Booker: This one’s shaped like Michigan. That’s how I feel about you.

Booker: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN–

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I love when fanfics describe the team's religious beliefs like:

Joe: Muslim, but it's complicated

Nicky: Catholic, but it's complicated

Booker: Catholic, but angry at God

Nile: Christian, but conflicted

Andy: "I was a god once, it was great."

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I was about to write: I love the fact that Katniss‘ first reaction to Haymitch‘s absolutely traumatising story is „You need some goose eggs. Goose eggs will help.“

And then I realised… She‘s mimicking Peeta. Peeta comes back to 12 and the first thing he does is plant primroses. And somehow… that helped her. So she‘s doing the same thing for Haymitch.