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sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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watching tv with your gay goggles on and everything starts to make sense

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😭 he said

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for you, literally anything

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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Waking up from a dream you were really engrossed in like "fuuuck I forgot to return my polearms to the priory"

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Behind the scenes images of how the Bikini Atoll island was shot in SB

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pet cemetery in yorkshire. it was the biggest stone in the lot 🐁

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Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

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Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

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cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody