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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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your height has been confiscated as part of the war effort

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CLARK KENT + being media savvy and totally cool

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If we sexualize it enough I think people will drive better.... mommy needs you to use your turn signal. Etcetera

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i can totally see him saying this

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top this bottom that we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING

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Floppy ears

(via)

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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

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i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

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I know there has been polls about this, but I'm asking again:

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Use "said" for dialogue unless you are writing a man talking, in which case use "whimpered"

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every day is a struggle

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🎶✨list 5 songs you like to listen to, then send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Floor Bed—Hevenshe

Kill the Messenger -The Cartesian Duelists

Never Forget—Martin O’Donnell & Michael Salvatori

Winter—Synestia, Disembodied Tyrant

Fata Morgana—Spiritbox

💜💜💜

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so funny when 20yo women belittle women in their late 20s, girl that is gonna be you in a time span that’s gonna feel like 3 seconds