captainjanto
captainjanto
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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Me before Pokémon go: dude my fucking phone died after like 10 hours I’m so pissed
Me after Pokémon go: fuck man I made it two hours and my phone was still on I mean I used two back up batteries but holy shi
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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A hug would be nice. Or few days of sleep. Or death. Death sounds good.
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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Do you ever really want someone to just fucking notice you’re not okay but at the same time you try your best to make everyone think you’re happy? And also as soon as someone notices and asks you about it you deny it or refuse their help thinking you don’t need or deserve it when a part of you knows you fucking do
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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“dude, i’m wasted” and by wasted, i’m talking about all of my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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no offence but i hate myself and hope i die in my sleep 
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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*thinks about something i need to do for school*
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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*gets sad* 
me: how can i turn this into a #relatable post and capitalize off of my decreasing self worth?
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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me, a judge at a cat show: 10 out of 10. did you see his little feetsies? did you see his pink nose? beautiful. a grand specimen. and what a blep! bring on the next one. oh wow! 10 out of 10! did you see his--
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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Take your time getting dressed this morning; read a book, make yourself some breakfast. The world can wait.
(via psych-facts)
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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I need to fill my queue!
Reblog this post and I will: • check out your blog • queue from you (depending on blog content) • possibly follow you
Why do you care? • you’ll be gaining exposure to 7.7k+ followers • you’ll gain followers
Must be following me here.
Will be checking to see if you’re following me, and will not be paying attention to likes. Reblogs only.
Have a lovely day and may your blog blossom in activity 😌
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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probaby everyone else's thoughts when they're rowing: power 10, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, i'm a little behind at the catch, okay that's better, watching the rush, and remember we're working on set right now
my thoughts when im rowing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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The ten dollar founding father, by Danielle DeJesus. [x]
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted
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captainjanto · 9 years ago
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It's okay to be a man who...
Is emotionally sensitive
Is honest about having feelings
Is open about having flaws
Likes cute and pretty things
Likes dressing in cute and pretty things
Is delicate
Is elegant
Is unsure whether it’s okay to be those things
Dances and sings with enthusiasm and heart
Empathizes with the feelings and experiences of others
Admits being wrong
Cries
And it’s understandable that you’re afraid to show all of that to a world that seems determined to erase it from you.
No matter what they say, you are who you are.
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