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Hold up – loving the enthusiasm, but before we get started I've gotta do a little expository monologue so our confrontation will have narrative context even if you sequence broke to get here. Do you mind if I chortle?

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kofi commission for @kieriblade >_<

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fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

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Source: Yotsuba&! | よつばと!

by Kiyohiko Azuma

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scream if you love women

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Sharing this for any Australia folks on here...

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thing i don’t wanna finish

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au where the darkners are the lightners and the lightners are the darkners

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the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

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the world that the "trans women have male privilege" types live in is so fascinating. is that the same one where we only date cis lesbians instead of eachother too??

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The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

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in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

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new theory: the Baleful Observer Theory

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mister beast affiliated enforcers are trying to tattoo him onto the body of a beautiful river dolphin, although helpers are on the scene trying to release our aquatic friend from the clutches of the beast

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forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

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we literally doubled the size of our bed and my lover still sleeps flush against the wall prone like an ice mummy and i roll over in the night like Baby Where Are U and my hand blindly swipes across like a half fucking mile of mattress to grasp at Ötzi

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working hard at the sunk cost factory