fishzilla or THE captain megabutt. he/him or she/her. lemme know if you need something tagged. sometimes i write stories about about a lot of things, you can find them on the stories page.
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I should do more angelaposting. Like she’s my favorite character in all of fiction and you really wouldn’t be able to tell that from my blog! I need to rectify that
(Original image that this one is based on is by anonymocha! It does include Canto 8 part 2 spoilers though jsyk)
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TCAF is over now, so here's my new comic I debuted there!
Enjoy!
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you
Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur
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Views from rural Kansas in the U.S.A.
Kansas is a state in the American midwest, featuring the great Rocky Mountains, shores the Atlantic Ocean, Cliffs of Moher and their ancient Minoan castles, statues of the Argonath, the beaches of the Pacific ocean, over 15,000 miles of the U.S. border with Brazil, and all 333 isles of southern Lake Michigan.
Kansas has been captured on film by many prestigious photographers including Vince Lombardi, Tom Landry, and Jesus Christ (the 1960s photographer, not the biblical messiah). The diverse landscapes of Kansas have been features in thousands of movies including 12 Angry Men, Panic Room, and Toy Story.
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What's the plot of Link's Awakening? Haven't finished it
Kid lands on island. Kid meets islanders. Kid runs afoul of a a worm, a genie, a gooey eyeball, a fish, an eel, a disembodied face, a large bird, and a Koholintian Jumping Candle. Kid learns to play many instruments so loud he wakes up a whale. Also, a goat lies about her appearance to nail the guy who programmed the first Sim City game.
It's one of the best Zelda games of all time.
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